Thursday, March 17, 2005

I am da Turk

As you have read a shitload of times, being a Turk in Finnish nitelife is the worst thing you can be. A Turk is a monster, a rapist and any other description you can find to explain a psycho…

In the nitelife we don’t have many Turks though…

The kebab people, are not Turks anyway…

One is from Italy… Funny, that guy is from my town actually…

Another guy, also from my town, is Spanish…

Few others, including a stripper, used to be Italians…

I have not seen one kebab guy who is Turkish, when the night comes…

So, we pass them…


As for the academics…

One guy, who immigrated to Australia when he was a kid, does not even talk to the Turks, in fear his Aussie mask will fall off…

One guy who was born in France, rightfully calls himself French…

One guy from Turkish town Istanbul, has a hobby of going international, he has tried being english, german, north and south cyprus, norway, greek… And I have to add, its funny to see how many women fall for this….


Left are two guys who determinedly go for being Turkish.
One is me..
And one is a guy with “boyish charms”

That leaves me, to account for the bad image of the Turks in town..
Being the only one known to be Turk, even though half blood,
And considering the image Turks have,

I must be a motherfucking badass….
........Of the worst kind…


P.S.: I have to add, I do not favor these kind of acts, as in the long term they destroy my reputation, as I happen to know guys having this kind of behavior. But still funny how the same guy gets turned down when being Turkish, and then gets laid when not. The same guy, the same act.

1 comment:

  1. Heh,

    Yeah, being Turkish is pretty bad but for pulling girls being Finnish is about as bad. We're sitting a crowd of us and chatting, girls show up, the "where are you from" comes up, I usually go "from home" or something ambiguous like that. Then a mate says: "he's local, he's a Finn" ...ffftttt... all the birds disappear. Has happened more than once; not that I'd be on the pull, but still makes you larf.

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