Kutzwager: cunt-in-laws, a dutch word, the name given to two men, who have slept with the same woman.
Kadindas is the turkish synonym,
In english, I would call it Pussybrothers...
As time passes by in this town, I hear and see that I have become kutzwager with very interesting personalities... Still, none until now, has been able to beat this one:
A girl I knew for long time, we had been good friends, we, who were also good friends in bed.. some of you would call it a fuckbuddy thing.. Now she has moved in together with a guy, so no more bedbuddying.. Damn! During the time we were seeing eachother now and then, I had a one night stand with a girl, actually was my second Doris visit...
Sometime later, I learned that these two had met, and had sex...
So, I realized, I had a woman as a kutzwager!
Literally, me and her, on different times, f****d the same girl!!
Friday, January 09, 2004
The Gunman
Some things need no comment, here’s a mail I sent a friend, and the answer I got, which made me fall off my chair...
Me:
BTW, talked to the "its not my style” girl.. mainly bullshit, and was making fun of the situation.. So damn sad that her other two friends were not good looking, could've been more fun.. But that girl shall be tried again, by u, and by me.
Him:
She's definitely worth it, I'm resting my guns for now. She's kinda sweet..Don't mind the bullshit because the brain is not what you wanna f***
Me:
BTW, talked to the "its not my style” girl.. mainly bullshit, and was making fun of the situation.. So damn sad that her other two friends were not good looking, could've been more fun.. But that girl shall be tried again, by u, and by me.
Him:
She's definitely worth it, I'm resting my guns for now. She's kinda sweet..Don't mind the bullshit because the brain is not what you wanna f***
Ultimate eavesdropping
Walking home from the bar with the lady who catched me just as the bar is closing..
I am not so sober, and she is not... Not drunk either, though...
Still there is the way home, the talking, anything said can end the night in a jerk off..
Her phone rings, and she starts blabbering... I catch these words,
“Kalevaaan..”
.......
“Saksan poikan kannssa..”
.......
“Panemaaan...”
......
Realizing that, a lay is unevitable, my stride eases itself, and my little master starts pushing at my pants...
A translation of what I heard could be:
“To kaleva”
“With the german boy”
“To f***..”
......
No comment.
I am not so sober, and she is not... Not drunk either, though...
Still there is the way home, the talking, anything said can end the night in a jerk off..
Her phone rings, and she starts blabbering... I catch these words,
“Kalevaaan..”
.......
“Saksan poikan kannssa..”
.......
“Panemaaan...”
......
Realizing that, a lay is unevitable, my stride eases itself, and my little master starts pushing at my pants...
A translation of what I heard could be:
“To kaleva”
“With the german boy”
“To f***..”
......
No comment.
Point of views
The twenty hour ship cruise, this summer...
Unlight drinking, heavy partying...
Whoaa, this chick in her white pants... Damn, that is an a**!!!
Ooops, I have a tent...
Chatting with a girl, leave her, go to the white pants...
Two hours later, am in my cabin, the guys are somewhere out partying in the ship, I am in the room with the white pants..
Kiss,
French,
Petting,
I lie on my back, she climbs me..
Off go my jeans..
Off go the white pants...
Damn that is the best a** I have seen in my life.. And in white g-strings.. Gotta grab it.. Yummy.. Yeah ...yeah... touch that place, uuhh....
......
Click...
......
Some light in the room...
.....
Shit!!!
.....
I am looking past the girl’s face towards the door, see a girl, mouth wide open, and my friend, enyoying the view...
My girl is looking at me, looking at the two at the door...
The friend at the door, and his bounty are looking at a tight piece of ass in doggy position, in white gstrings, with two paws –---- mine –--- grabbing it.
Unlight drinking, heavy partying...
Whoaa, this chick in her white pants... Damn, that is an a**!!!
Ooops, I have a tent...
Chatting with a girl, leave her, go to the white pants...
Two hours later, am in my cabin, the guys are somewhere out partying in the ship, I am in the room with the white pants..
Kiss,
French,
Petting,
I lie on my back, she climbs me..
Off go my jeans..
Off go the white pants...
Damn that is the best a** I have seen in my life.. And in white g-strings.. Gotta grab it.. Yummy.. Yeah ...yeah... touch that place, uuhh....
......
Click...
......
Some light in the room...
.....
Shit!!!
.....
I am looking past the girl’s face towards the door, see a girl, mouth wide open, and my friend, enyoying the view...
My girl is looking at me, looking at the two at the door...
The friend at the door, and his bounty are looking at a tight piece of ass in doggy position, in white gstrings, with two paws –---- mine –--- grabbing it.
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
Threesome invitation
Sometimes it happens that the timing is bad, the place or the people are bad.. Then you just stand there, knowing that an opportunity is passing by, without giving you a chance to catch it...
Sunday morning, I am lying in bed.. Not my bed though.. In a bed which belongs to the lady of saturday night... Had slept around 6-7 am...
Now it is eight am
Bip biiip bip biiiiip
Just got an SMS... Who the hell sends me an SMS at eight in the morning... Sunday morning...
I check the phone,
The sender is a girl I see once a week, and her name is *****...
The message goes like,
“Hello Finndistan, we are in *****’s place, and looking for a guy to have a threesome, would you like to join?”
“Now?”
“No, waiting for *****’s sister to leave, then.”
“Allright, going back to sleep, let me know when she leaves”
I was dead, one hour sleep, and stupid me thought its not nice if I would leave the girl’s place in the morning without a reason... So went back to sleep... And also could not get why ***** is sending me a message saying that they are in *****’s place.... So I slept...
I woke up, one pm, and no message had come...
As it seems, the other girl was someone I knew, ++++++, and she was sending me the message using *****’s phone, and they could not wait for the sister to leave, so they just went at it... And I WAS BLOODY SLEEPING!!!!
DAMN ME!!!
VICTIM OF MY OWN DIGNITY!!!
or stupidity....
Still regret it...
Sunday morning, I am lying in bed.. Not my bed though.. In a bed which belongs to the lady of saturday night... Had slept around 6-7 am...
Now it is eight am
Bip biiip bip biiiiip
Just got an SMS... Who the hell sends me an SMS at eight in the morning... Sunday morning...
I check the phone,
The sender is a girl I see once a week, and her name is *****...
The message goes like,
“Hello Finndistan, we are in *****’s place, and looking for a guy to have a threesome, would you like to join?”
“Now?”
“No, waiting for *****’s sister to leave, then.”
“Allright, going back to sleep, let me know when she leaves”
I was dead, one hour sleep, and stupid me thought its not nice if I would leave the girl’s place in the morning without a reason... So went back to sleep... And also could not get why ***** is sending me a message saying that they are in *****’s place.... So I slept...
I woke up, one pm, and no message had come...
As it seems, the other girl was someone I knew, ++++++, and she was sending me the message using *****’s phone, and they could not wait for the sister to leave, so they just went at it... And I WAS BLOODY SLEEPING!!!!
DAMN ME!!!
VICTIM OF MY OWN DIGNITY!!!
or stupidity....
Still regret it...
Me... I enjoy being ”easy”..
New Year’s Celebration, Ilves Night Club..
The music has stopped ten minutes ago, we are waiting for the coat queue to finish...
A sexy little cute blond girl comes to stand in front of me, two meters away, and.. I recognize her.. She was checking me out, but when she did either I was busy, or her signals were too short lived ,that I just dismissed them.. Mini skirt, black stockings, perfect boots, just below hen knees, transparent top, black bra, and incredible eyes...
She..
Looks at me..
I look at her..
She smiles...
I tilt my head, smile..
She opens her lips...
I gesture her to come to my side...
She speaks first..
“Where will you stay tonite?”
“I don’t know... ..where will you stay?”
“I don’t know”
“Let’s make a deal.. .. .. wherever we stay, we will stay together”
“OK”
Then it was a hug... And a longer wait for the coat queue to finish....
No need to mention that we went to my place????
The music has stopped ten minutes ago, we are waiting for the coat queue to finish...
A sexy little cute blond girl comes to stand in front of me, two meters away, and.. I recognize her.. She was checking me out, but when she did either I was busy, or her signals were too short lived ,that I just dismissed them.. Mini skirt, black stockings, perfect boots, just below hen knees, transparent top, black bra, and incredible eyes...
She..
Looks at me..
I look at her..
She smiles...
I tilt my head, smile..
She opens her lips...
I gesture her to come to my side...
She speaks first..
“Where will you stay tonite?”
“I don’t know... ..where will you stay?”
“I don’t know”
“Let’s make a deal.. .. .. wherever we stay, we will stay together”
“OK”
Then it was a hug... And a longer wait for the coat queue to finish....
No need to mention that we went to my place????
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Some should not talk
We got a saying in turkish,
“Somagizli”,
Means somebody, when he says something good, the opposite happens...
The other non-writer of this page, Topo is such a person....
All these happened in the last 4 months...
Topo:
“Why don’t you install Win 2000? Your PC is quite good and fast”
In the same week, when I tried to change my harddisk, everything collapsed, and boom.. Format.. Install 2000, reboot crash.. reboot crash... format.. Install 2000, reboot, crash, format, install 2000, reboot, works, connect to net.. 20 seconds.. kicked out of net.. system virus.. virus scan.. no virus found.. pc extra slow, format... install me.. reboot.. no boot.. format.. install me, reboot.. boot.. oh.. ok.. do not touch, it is working now...
“Hey, you tv-card works fine”
A few days later, am in the internet, want to watch the news,
Double click TerraTv,
Screen goes blank,
Counting memory....
Rebooted,
Try TerraTV,
Screen go blank,
Checking memory...
Problem not solved until now...
“Seems like your battery is ok this year”
Said on friday, on monday morning, the car goes,
iiy iiy iiy i i i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no wromm wrommm.. just click click
“You know you have an old car, but you were lucky no major problems”
That friday I paid 300 euros to get my fuel tank changed... Was leaking...
“Man, you never get sick.. You are like a pig.. Nothing affects you...”
Was said this weekend, and now I am on the verge of a flu, trying to stop it by Carmolis, Echina Force, special teas, ultra rare syrup, and original honey...
whenever,
“Hah, so you have had some good time with women this week, huh?”
No get laid for me, for some weeks...
So,
In the end,
There is one thing to say,
Topo,
....
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
“Somagizli”,
Means somebody, when he says something good, the opposite happens...
The other non-writer of this page, Topo is such a person....
All these happened in the last 4 months...
Topo:
“Why don’t you install Win 2000? Your PC is quite good and fast”
In the same week, when I tried to change my harddisk, everything collapsed, and boom.. Format.. Install 2000, reboot crash.. reboot crash... format.. Install 2000, reboot, crash, format, install 2000, reboot, works, connect to net.. 20 seconds.. kicked out of net.. system virus.. virus scan.. no virus found.. pc extra slow, format... install me.. reboot.. no boot.. format.. install me, reboot.. boot.. oh.. ok.. do not touch, it is working now...
“Hey, you tv-card works fine”
A few days later, am in the internet, want to watch the news,
Double click TerraTv,
Screen goes blank,
Counting memory....
Rebooted,
Try TerraTV,
Screen go blank,
Checking memory...
Problem not solved until now...
“Seems like your battery is ok this year”
Said on friday, on monday morning, the car goes,
iiy iiy iiy i i i zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
no wromm wrommm.. just click click
“You know you have an old car, but you were lucky no major problems”
That friday I paid 300 euros to get my fuel tank changed... Was leaking...
“Man, you never get sick.. You are like a pig.. Nothing affects you...”
Was said this weekend, and now I am on the verge of a flu, trying to stop it by Carmolis, Echina Force, special teas, ultra rare syrup, and original honey...
whenever,
“Hah, so you have had some good time with women this week, huh?”
No get laid for me, for some weeks...
So,
In the end,
There is one thing to say,
Topo,
....
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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