Sunday, December 25, 2011

Ho ho ho...

Merry Christmas to all!

(And I will be silent for few weeks; stille nacht, heilige nacht extended)

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Night of the Bad Judgements

I was just thinking of leaving the club where I was having the company Christmas party, to move on solo to another place, where I could make better use of the alcohol in my system, when my phone rang.

"I am bored"
"Where are you?"
"In ClubWhite. I am bored"
"Good. I am in ClubBlue. Company party. Also bored"
"Come here"
"I will not come there. I will meet you in the street." by this time it is downing on me that even if I am bit over tipsy, the girl is totally bombed.
"Noooo.... Come here"
"No. If you want to see me, I will be downstairs in ten minutes"

So I left ClubBlue, not to go to ClubRed for playing the lone wolf, but to go see a (probably) totally drunk girl.

Bad judgement.

This went against my rule of staying away from girls who are past the "just a bit over tipsy" point. Yea, I could have slept with so many more women if I did not have that rule, but I also could have slept with that many more women if I would lie to them that I am spanish... Choices, whose price I happily pay. 


I arrive at ClubWhite. It is 2 A.M. I had a long work day, and am coming from a party that started at 6 P.M., with lots of wine, vodka, and brandy.

It takes her another five minutes to find her way out of the club and I see her coming out of the door.

The probably smashed part turned into totally smashed.

This girl has been partying like there is no tomorrow, and now came out without a jacket. Uh-uh.

"Come iiiiiin"
"No. I told you I will not come in."
"Gimme a hug"
I give her a half assed hug with one arm
"Gimme two arms."
"Not as long as you are in the club"
"I will take my jacket and be back in five"

Bad judgement.

Should have said my goodnights and gone to ClubRed. There must have been still some non.smashed girls left in that venue.


She comes with her jacket on.

"I am drunk, tired, and hungry" I say
"Me too"
"Come" I say taking her towards my place.
"No. I want to go to my place" she says...
This time I lose the standoff.

We start walking towards her place. The opposite direction of mine.

Bad judgement.

My way or the highway turned into "My way. No? Ok.",


I am not drunk anymore, but a speedy hangover is hitting me because I had stopped drinking around 12.

Dead tired.

Hungry as a bear out of hibernation. All the fast carbs served at the party does that.

Damn. All the taxi stops are queued up to 20 meters.

We are walking a distance that would take me 10 minutes on my own, but with her walking speed, it seems it will take us 20 minutes... Fuck. My dress shoes are not helping.

"Why are you such an asshole" she asks,
I was thinking about "Cause you are such a bitch" , but with this girl that would be like dropping a nuke in front of my face, so I just smirked and shrugged.

We come to a hot dog stand.

I have had enough crap for the night, I step away, look at the people walking.

She asks for a double hot dog, but I don't see her looking for any money in her purse. I turn away.

She comes with a hot dog in her hand,

"I just smiled to him" she says,

Now I am expecting the asian Hot Dog dude come running out with a katana, but it never happened.

We continue walking, she trying to eat the hotdog while walking in is she is trying to draw S's on the street.

Bad judgement.

Should have left and gone home. She is a big girl, independent and strong and all that shit, and the way she treated the hot dog man should have told me that I am next in line.


The girl is eating the hotdog, I am walking a meter in front of her. At this point pissed, but too tired to think straight. Only thing I can think is she got food in the fridge, and her place is now closer than mine.


A black shadow falls down beside me.

I think it is the girl, then as I bend down to help, some guy is digging his face out of a hotdog on the floor, his face fully covered in mustard, not wanting help, and getting up on all fours.

The girl appears beside me

"I feel so bad now", takes another bite off the hotdog
"He is ok" I say, trying to figure what happened
"I think I hit him"
"Just walk" I say realizing what done is done.

The guy continues walking, finds soem tissue paper on the street, wipes his face, and continues walking.

Damn bad luck.

Walking when you are happy that at least you managed to get a hot dog in the night, finding yourself on the ground one eighty. The guy fell like a tree to his front.


Damn good luck,

That he had a hotdog to fall on. Without that, it would easily have been a broken nose and a call to 112 (911).

The fact that the girl just "felt bad", but no attempt to help...

We continue walking...

Bad judgement.

It is easy: "I feel bad. Going home. Good night"... What? My chivalry kicked in for a smashed girl who smashed other guys to the ground? Damn me. I don't make mistakes like this.

But I admit. The main reason is the flag. I wanted to be able to say "I did a..."... Yes. Yes. Degenerate lowlife loser. Whatever.


We arrive at her door.

Yes! We made it! I can eat and sleep! In all sincerety, having sex was not on my mind anymore.

She finds her keys, and sees her own hand.

Puts the ring finger out.

"Oh, I am married"

You shitting me? I have known this girl for five months or so. Met her three four times in that time, never for a date, always occasionally, and now she says she is married?

Must be a joke.

She opens the door, I guide her in, we walk up.

5 effing floors.

So, I thought she was joking.

She opens her house door, we go in.

"It is a mess, I had the girls over this evening" she says, just when I spot size 45 mens dress shoes on the floor.

WTF? Ok, maybe the "girls" includes one gay guy...

I take of my jacket, and spot some men's jacket on the hanger.

Girl goes to bed, I go to fridge.

Girl passes out. I stand there stupid. The fridge is empty.

The clothing closet is open,. I look inside, there men's stuff.

Damn... There was a second name on the door, and there is only one bed in the apartment.

She was saying the truth.

Oh, and now is a picture with her and a handsome man.

So why was I never cockblocked by her various friends when we were on full flirt mode? When we kissed etc? Must be seperated or something.

The girl is snoring. All clothes on, shoes on.

"Do not undress her to put her to bed. No." I think to myself. If she wakes up and does not remember, she has to have all her clothes on.

The only good judgement of the night.


I am tired.

I was drunk. Now am hungover. Dead tired.

It is 3 A.M. no taxis at this time.

My feet are killing me.

Her friends were ok with me previously leaving the bar with her, so the guy must be out of the picture.

Her friend this eve was ok with her leaving with me, so the guy definitely must be away at least tomorrow.

The couch looks good.

Really good.

I pull my overcoat over me, and fall asleep.

Bad judgement.

Sleeping on the couch in a married woman's house? WTF?


I sleep straight 7 hours. It is ten, I open my eyes. Go to the loo, trip over some hair spray can with a lound bang.

Go back to the couch when I hear her start to move.

I hear her get up. My eyes are closed. She needs to see me sleeping with my suit on.

She stumble up, and I hear her utter

"Johnny????" Apparently the husbands name.... With a concerned voice..




"Did I sleep with my clothes on?"

I hear her unzipping her dawn jacket, take off her clothes and climb into bed.

Immediately she fells asleep.

I get up, get dressed. And leave.

At the moment that I closed her door I realized the biggest bad judgement of the night.

Damn man,

You have a smart phone. It has a camera.

Would it be so difficult to film yourself, then the girl on the bed and then you getting dressed, and closing the door behind you with the girl still sleeping safe in bed?

You fucking moron.

All the bad judgements of the night do not even scratch the surface of this last big fuckup.

Fucking bad judgement.

Always, always cover your ass.

Voice recorder, camcorder, even gps. Use technology in the time when rape has pretty much turned into "She says".

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Smelly Media: Left is theft

Whenever I think I am going overboard with my thinking that if lefties are not evil, they are mental, and this mostly depends on where on the hierarchy they see themselves, if the party would gain full control... interlude:

I do not think any of my leftier than left friends consider themselves part of the peasants that starved in the name of the omelette, or the thousands of eggs cracked under the guilliotine in the name of the omelette; the cracked egg that were part of the necessary rational system. No, the intelligent ones see themselves as part of the central planners, and these are not the mental ones.

Yea, so whenever I think I am going overboard, the left gift horse keeps on giving, and this is happening sadly daily.

Left want new tax for the well to do

Left Alliance parliamentary group chair Annika Lapintie has proposed a so-called solidarity tax for those with yearly incomes topping 60,000 euros.
Left is theft.
This is the crux of the issue.
There is progressive taxation.
The ones earning more are paying more than just more taxes than the ones earning less, they are paying an extra premium on their earnings.
If one earns 20.000 and pays 4.000 tax, with linear taxation, one earning 60.000 would pay 12.000... But no, this is unequal, so the one earning 60.000 is taxed to something from 20.000 to 30.000 of his money.
What is the government giving as benefits to this person for his shamelessly high taxation?
Just the promise of no rioting.
So, this theft is basically the not-haves blackmailing the trying-to-haves with the threat of break in peace.
Since no amount of income taxation can touch the already-hads, they are happily enjoying the elites stealing from the trying-to-haves to give to the not-haves, with no expense to them. 
Socialism works, until you run out of someonelse's money. Thatcher.
But yea, let's assume that the left wants this tax for productive purposes.
Assumption. Wrong.
The tax would bring hundreds of millions of euros into state coffers in hard times, says Lapintie, adding that the money could help pay for publicly financed services and pay off state debt.
First reason: Publicly financed services.
She is not talking about roads, dams or infrastructure. Those are paid for by relevant taxes.
She is talking about the welfare state.
She is talking about Robin Hooding our way to a total economic collapse.
The second reason.
State debt.
Was it accrued for roads, dams or infrastructure? No. They were paid by relevant taxes used in their production and during their use.
She is talking about state debt that came out because the welfare state was handing out goodies.
Now that the have-nots are gotten used to the goodies, there is no turning back.
So, yea, Robin Hooding ourselves to a total economic collapse.
Why work? Would be the question I expect the younger generation to ask themselves.
Lapintie points out that a similar solidarity tax has been introduced in Greece and Portugal to shore up state funds in the debt-wrecked countries.
Which if I may remind the leftie, are EUs more socialist countries, whose welfare was paid for by the northern EU states, mostly the Germans.

Yea yea, ze Germans are filthy rich, the capitalistic f¤ckers...

Now that we are talking about it:

AL: Pensions to rise by more than wages

Pensions are to rise by more than wages from the turn of the year, reports the Tampere daily Aamulehti. Earnings-related pensions are set to rise by 3.6 percent, while state pensions will go up by 3.8 percent, each more than one percentage point more than wages.
Salaries are scheduled to rise by just 2.4 percent, according to the national framework agreement on incomes agreed last month.
Every week there is news of some big firm letting people go.. In tens, in hundreds.
But pensioners cannot take a little wavy ride in the crumbling economy.
I got nothing against the generation who fought the second world war to get their pensions. The hell they went through...
But anyone born after 1945 does not deserve any special treatment.
If the working people are going through crap economy, so shall the generation which was born after the war.
How will the state pay for all this?
People are getting sacked, the economy is going down the shitters (wait till Greece defaults or is sacked, the other's follow... Hell yesterday Belgium gave a warning...); but can't trouble the welfareists.
Because before this news came there were news about welfare increments.
Who is going to pay for this?

Pensioners’ association director Hannu Partanen estimates that pensioners will also get a bigger increase than wage-earners in 2012.
My fear is that one day the elderly will get too expensive for the state.

And since they won't be rioting like the welfareists in Greece, the vibrants in London, and since their generation was the one who screwed family values,having their children care squat for their independent elders,

The future looks bleak indeed.

Especially if the lefties get full power, with the proven socialist track record...

But until then,

Just keep on stealing from the working.

Until the goose says f¤ck you... if it does not die before that.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Smelly Media: Killing the west piece by piece

Feminism reducing birthrate,
Equality tuning into totalitarianism,
Immigration importing haters,
Envirofascism stopping production,

All done in the good of what?

The children?

The world?

How does the depopulation of Europe help the world's population problem when Africa is (literally) multiplying geometrically?
How does the envirofascism imposed on European production help the world when China, India, Africa, etc care squat about the environment?
How does immigration help the future children when Santa will be outlawed as offensive?

But no,

Europe, and European institutions continue on the deadly track of suicide.

The self hatred, and the hatred of the productive is so apparent in the article, disgust is a word that would stay too light.

Audit Office slams commuter deductions

Finland's National Audit Office criticises commuter tax deductions for personal transport. The authority says mileage deductions run directly counter to Finland's environmental targets.

A tsunami of an economic crisis is at our door step, and "SLAM" goes the Audit Office; people who want to work, who travel to work, should not get the mileage deductions, which btw, if I am right start only counting at one way distances of more than 50 km.

Housing is way overpriced, not exlainable by material costs, but by imposed housing rules of the governments and maybe the monopoly of the construction companies. Especially in the center of cities. Way overpriced.

And then, a flat that takes almost one third of my after tax income is given freely to an unemployed or an immigrant "because we don't want to cause ghettos to form", further reducing available housing (as especially the unemployed immigrants want to stay in the three main cities, in the center, and well, they get it, for free), and the government giving money for rent causing rent and housing prices to shoot... 

Fuck the environmental targets. 

I'm known for drinking the lake water in which I swim, the forests are forests and there is zero, zero air pollution even in the city center where I am (ok, 7-8 am, and 4-5 pm, may have some smell of exhaust.. but that is it)

If the Finns (and us, living here) would cease to exist today, it would not make a dent in the amount of pollution China and India, and Russia, etc is bringing onto this world.

I may be shortsighted, and bigoted, but at least am not open minded enough that my brains fell off.

The west is also polluting but it is exclusively the west which is researching clean energies and how to reduce pollution; all the while killing its own production by the regulations.

Its report says mileage deductions encourage long commutes, increasing the amount of traffic on roads.


So these people who commute these long hours, who also pay the taxes should quit work, and get on welfare, to get those expensive apartments in the city centre for free?

According to the report, around half a million Finns benefit from the tax break. Single-passenger commuting has a cumulative effect. In 2008, commuter deductions exceeded funds Finland spent on curbing greenhouse emissions.

Considering that 500.000 is 20% of the working age population, and 22% of the actual working, I would say that they do deserve some commuting tax break... Hell, it is not even a direct handout, as it is given to the 250.000 unemployed, including the state subsidized professional baby machines popping out future unemployables.

But as we all know, the unemployed do not cause carbon emissions.

And then if single passenger commuting has such a big effect, why not installing faster trains, and making train travel less expensive than single passenger car travel?

I take the car, even when I am driving myself, because fuel + coffee break is cheaper than the train. Public transportation, my ass. Same for the inner city buses. Car once you have it, is cheaper already for a single driver.

Recently, the Ministry of Transport and Communications said that Finland’s greenhouse gas emissions from transportation still exceed its goals outlined in the Kyoto Protocol, an international climate agreement to slow down global warming.

After the Climategate Scandal, that some Finnish institutions and the Finnish Media still splurt the crap about Gloooobaaaal Waaaammmiiiinnngggg, is the sign that these people are not friends.

They are not working for whom they claim to be working, and they do not have Finland's best interests in mind.

Replace Finland with Germany, UK, whatever western country.

How long will an economy survive punishing its productive members?

If there will be a second coming of Christ, or a comparable figure, Europe will be the new example of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Experiments in confidence

After my boy went to talk with the two hipster chicks behind me, a group of two guys and two girls asked if there is place on the table.

There was.

Instead of the cute little chubby chick dressed cross between goth and librarian; got to say a damn sexy combination; I got the redhead beside me.

Redhead, meaning unwashed looking hair where the black hair has been growing under the red paint, an ugly piercing over the lip, and a weathered face from too much partying and boozing.

It was impossible to guess if the was a hardcore partying hippie-punk aged 20 or some partying techno chick of 35...

"Where are you from" she asks, with puppy eyes.
I answer
"Wow.. that is original, never met one like that"
"And the next question is..."
"What the heck are you doing here".
"Yessss" she says

By now, my friend looks like he is doing good with the hipsters, and no sign of me needing to wing, and the woman beside me interests me zero, so I decide to try something. I decide to be non-specific, non-oriented, a lost soul, lost in his lostness.

"I ask the same question to myself"
"Yes, I look outside and ask myself what I am doing here"
"I know what you are talking about"
"Yep, I know you do"
"I lived in England for a year, in Thailand for six months" mentions two more places I forgot "but I came back to live here"
"Home pulls"
"Yes, but now I think to myself why I am here"
"Because you Finns are crazy"
"Yes we are"
"Yes, what crazy person would settle here 3000 years ago?" (A person pursued by even more crazier people, who are also more numerous. Demographics is god)
"Haha. There is even a cartoon about a caveman in the snow planting the Finnish flag saying "Yess", and in the next square it is 2011 and a young person is crying "Why the fuck here?"..."
"Seems to me the joke has truth in it."

"Why did you come here?"
"Just came"
"But why?"
"Got bored of the sunshine"
"So you opened the map and pointed here?"
"Plus a few other places.. but basically yes"

"Why so long?"
"Guess I must like it here"

"What do you do here?"
"In the uni."
"What are you teaching"
"Dont know if I want to teach"
"So what do you do?"
"This and that"
"You are strange"

Tipping point reached.

Now the next words coming from a girl who I would not shag with my enemy's dick:

"You are strange"
"How so?"
"You look so confident from the outside"
"..." no motion
"But the way you talk"
"..." still no motion
"There is something"
"Tell me more"
"It's, it's like you have no orientation, no aim, you just... I don't know.. From the outside you look so confident"

Now the guy who I think is the boyfriend interrupts and tells here something, she reacher for her bag, pulls out her phone and goes off.

Looking around there is nothing interesting in the bar, Das Experiment finished, I grab my stuff, make sure my buddy needs no wing and move on.

It took me less than five minutes to move myself from stud to creepy drifter. Just by the words I chose. That, to a woman that would mean deep sea diving for me.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Smelly Media: Kudos to this guy, screw the partisan media

So one guy made a life for himself, learned two languages, and is active in making society a better place.

My respects to him.

Does it need a full page media article?

Meet Ahmed, a Swedish-speaking Finnish Somali


Like I said, my respects to him.

Now, which is more worthy of the news?

One Somalian* learning two languages and working (reportedly) for the good of the society,

Or, Somalians* (12.000) having  3.7-4** kids per woman while possessing a 55% unemployment rate, and studies across Europe showing that the children of welfare recipients are statistically more likely to be welfare recipients themselves?***,****

Which will have a greater impact on the society, indigenous and immigrant alike?


The respectable man on this article, has gotten one article.

The Refugee Woman of the Year has gotten three articles. Here, here, here

Ok, got to give points where it is due, the suspected terrorists got eight articles.  (besides three or more others, all more detailed, more general, and more warning,  about homegrown western terrorism)

And the 6600+ living on welfare, giving birth to 3.33+ kids have been mentioned in one sentence in one general article about unemployment, and one sentence in one general article about birth rate.

I will be called racist and hatemonger for seeing this discrepancy.

Oh, and this main news outlet forgot to mention that 25-45% of rapes are committed by foreigners. (An article at the local paper last week, that I will touch on later this week, where it is hinted at that it is not the New Zealanders or the Old French doing the raping)  Maybe we should call them New Finns? "Foreigner" is racial profiling.

P.s.: I also know of a somalian university student, who is a good sportsman, who studies hard, works to get through his studies, and is overall a good student and a good person. He is doing what thousands of others are doing.  I know an Afghan, Iranian, Iraqi, Finn, Estonian, Latvian, French, Colombian, Pakistani, Indian, Turkish, Mexican, Italian, Spanish, German, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, etc etc... Who all are doing this.

Then the Kenyan or Ghanian looking man who takes medical courses at the university, coming to the university with crutches even at -20 degrees, walking at half speed through the cold, gets my uttermost respect.

But knowing these  two respectable members of the society does not change the facts; which, surprisingly, have been reported in the media, albeit hardly noticeable.


I have thought long on posting this or not. In today's free speech, opening your mouth will cause you to get the boot of PC stuffed into it, thus these notes to clarify somethings:

* Somalians are talked about in this post because the newspaper is talking about the one Somalian. If the newspaper was talking about the Spaniard that I know, who learned to speak Finnish like a Finn in two years while speaking Spanish, German and English, and then moved on to Russian, Japanese and, I think, also Arabic, then the post would be about Spaniards in Finland. Especially the Erasmus exchange student crowd.

** I looked for the reference where I read the 3.7 or 4.5 number, where the Somalians were the most breeding, with Iraqis the second, but could not find it. This article puts the average birth rate for Africa origined to 3.33%, and it is safe to assume that the Somalians to be on the above average part of that equation.

*** Just google. Last week there was an article coming out in Sweden, and similar stories and studies emerge from all over the continent. And in other studies not looking at the ethnicity, still what is found: Parent on welfare almost equal child on welfare. So in this case it can be clear that I am not after the ethnicity but after the numbers 55% and 3.33+%.

**** For the multiculti diversity trolls, before you call me racist, and such, I am merely reporting what the newspapers have already reported. And asking some logical questions. Of course in your language logic = hate.

The real curse in the draught

When you find yourself thinking, "damn, there must he a curse on me", then you have found the reason for the draught.

No, no, its not that there is a curse,

It is this thought that there is.

Can the draught be solved by a dive? Yes. Won't do.
Can the draught be solved by finding a drunk one? Yes. Won't do.
Can the draught be solved by saying hi to ten girls in one night? Yes. I admit, don't do.

So, there are choices. There is no curse.


Thinking that there is a curse will call forth a curse.
This is the only curse.

Well, seen it, recognized it, reported it, enjoyed the feeling, and exorcised it...

Thursday, December 08, 2011

I ain't lord of the rings, my flagpole ain't a shovel

"My friend wants to talk with you" said the second blondie. The friend, I talked to before, but communicating with her turned out to be difficult, even though she claimed her English was good. After the failure to communicate, I spotted the ring on the left hand.

"She has a ring" I say
"She only wants to talk"
"That ain't my job" I said
"I understand"

Few moments later, second blondie says
"You got competition."
"What have I got?"
Pointing behind me, "Competition"
I turn around, there is a middle easterner, of the vibrant enriching kind, who also happens to have a wifey somewhere. Me, competition? Pfft.

"I'm in no competition when there's a ring"

I don't do girlfriends, I don't do wives.

There is no guarantee that the single girl did not pick up a guy from the bar last night, met another for brunch, had a afternoon coffee date with another at his place, and then a preparty romp in her place before going out, the night I meet her.

But, since committed women tend to sex strangers when they are ovulating, and possibly have at least the partner's semen swimming in them, to enable some sperm competition, the risks that my dick will be substituted for a shovel is higher.

I got no interest in that.

Guys loving to sex other men's women, what is so special about using another man's semen as lubricant?

Kissing lips that are more likely to taste salty?

On that note, what the hell is the obsession with strippers?

No investing into the latin village cycle

Due to the second jug of Sangria on the table, I went for my third round in the gents.

This time the gigglings coming from a table on the way were unmistakable, but I had to.

On my way back I approach the table of five girls, motion one of them to move aside, and sit down.

One miniature brunette, cute cute, one blondie, meat in the right places, another blondie, maybe a four, but wnormous jugs, her friend another blondie, goodlooking but of the "looks like life sucks" types, and a gothic chic, who apparently was not in the group.

I joke about their giggling, they giggle more.

"Are you brazilian?" asks the brunette, the cutie,
"You like brazilians?" I ask
She nods like a girl in the funfare, "Yeees"
"Good. I am not Brazilian"
"Nope. So who was that Brazilian that made you don't go back?"
She smiles shyly, the answer is clear.

Blondie guesses me as German, some chats continue on that topic.

The girls are interested  and I like both the cutie and the meatie.

The other blondie wants to go party but the cutie has to wake up before eight next morning, so she says she will go home.

Since the blondie is staying at the cutie, together with meatie, some phone arrangements need to be made for the end of the night, when I get told

"I keep my phone silent because there are guys calling every fifteen minutes"

So, she is either a bicycle, or brainwashed little girl whose education is not my job.

We chat some more, laugh some more, now there is only cutie and meatie on the table.

Since cutie had a birthday the previous week but did not celebrate it "Was studying and went horse riding" (Information that is irrelevant once I get the bicycle vibe. A good bicycle is still a bicycle), and meatie claims she does great cheesecake, something I have a weakness for, we vaguely decide to host a birthday party in my  place, drinks and cheesecake. The date was set to an inconvenient date for me, but  it could work.

The girls decide to go home, cutie lives close to my place. For that, you need to turn right at the main street.

So we say our goodnights, and exchange numbers, and I return to my guys.

"I know the brunette, she likes latinos" says one guy.

This fits my vibe of bicycle. As if one girl goes "I like XXX", if it is not generic like "big men", "small men" etc, she usually turns out to be a groupie.

"I got that vibe anyway" I tell my boy, and we all get up to leave for the next place.

On the main street we turn left, right is towards my home, left is towards the town.

Just fifty meters later I see cutie at the door of a dive bar talking to a guy that I know.

Groupie. Bicycle. Plays sweet. Plays precious. Play in demand. Plays cute, is falling without a chute.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Crazy. Stupid. Stupid. 3. Your thick phonebook does not make you precious

I knew she was immensely interested in me.

It was clear from the shrieking.

So she felt she had to up my interest.

"Yea, I put my phone on silent, can't sleep because of guys calling me every fifteen minutes"

It is time that we teach women that a village cycle does not become a BMW because the cycle said so.

Ok, ok... It is a donkey, not a cycle. Forgive me donkey.


I am undecided if I will call this girl soon for a "strike while the iron is hot"; wait for some time, see if she calls, and if not pull the "Hey am flying away for christmas, see you before I go"; or just be the guy who never called.

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Crazy. Stupid .Stupid. 2. Your CV does not make my flagpole fly the banners

Petite, cute little thingy.

Just perfect ass. Just perky breasts. The right belly. Cute eyes.

My turn on meter is throbbing in my pants.

"You know, I am a team leader"...

"Yup I know"..

Ok, that was the fifttenth time she told me that.

Five minutes later,

"I am a team leader"

"Huh-hmm", enjoying the package, all my senses working except the hearing one.

I am not your husband, I do not need to feel proud of whatever your accomplishments are, I just am there to ravage you, so you will have a memory from 2011, that you can masturbate to when you close your eyes. And that is your feminine figure and your feminine behavior.

Not your strength, not your independence, I have no interest in intimacy with a Spartan 300. Neither your CV. It is Curriculum Vitae, not Cherry Viagra.

Sadly the team came in between me and the leader, and I got cockblocked by other team leaders and the big boss of the leaders.

In anycase,

Had she shut up and just looked at me with those puppy eyes, I would have cocked the cockblockers and given her a memory. It would have helped if she would not be so drunk.

Something I don't do. (most the time)
I don't man up for drunk women.

Something my flagpole does not do.
Rise up to fly the banner when the CV winds blow.

Monday, December 05, 2011

Crazy. Stupid.Stupid. 1. Your biceps dont make me attracted

The world would be a better place without the media giving dating advice to women.

For men, basically do the opposite of what they tell you.

Crazy Stupid Love? Do the first thirty minutes, as the rest of the movie, which basically tells you how meaningless the first thirty minutes is will turn your lovelife into a clusterfuck without love, without any fuck.

How does this translate into women?

The first time I saw her, I noticed her from far away. Long long legs. Very stylish dress. Long brown hair and interesting features.

When I got to know her, the sarcasm and the irony put me off, and that was it.

After that,


Then I see her again.

With a cute blondie beside her.

"Hello" I say

And the chat starts.

I get the vibe she is in need of attention. Too bad.

Give her some.  Give her friend some. Tall girl wants more attention, but am off to my friends, not time for dealing with neither irony, nor sarcasm, no matter how much the eyes are looking into mine.

Standing by the dancefloor, she comes to stand beside me, I look around, acknowledge her, say something about the dancefloor, and just continue looking  around.

She pokes me.

I turn.

She has her arm up, flexing the biceps.

A respectable biceps,

"Hmm" I say, turn

She pokes me, now clearly pointing to her biceps,

"'right" I say

she continues poking, in the same time making puppy eyes.

"Russian porridge?" I ask, no she shakes her head

"All natural?" I ask, she shakes yes with her head

"Ok", I turn to the dancefloor.

Yea, was in asshole mode.

She says something and drops the topic.

I was thinking to myself, girl, what you read in the magazines, ahh, what you read in magazines.

A respectable biceps, is a respectable turn off.
A respectable biceps, is for a ladyboy.
A respectable turn on, respectably comes from having the meat in the right places, tits'n'ass.

What's next? Women putting bananas into their pants?

You a lady? Don't say you are picky. Be.

Girl from the gym. The first time I saw her, I enjoyed what I saw, but was doing turkish get ups and did not have the luxury to enjoy the view more, or say hi while trying to balance the kettlebell.

Not blowing my shoulder joint was more important than my eyes undressing some yoga pants.

One night I see her in the bar, I lose her, and then I change places. On my way back, I see her exiting the old bar, so I go up to her,

"Hey, Gymname girl"

We start chatting, she is friendly, and she is my neighbor.

"You are not my type" she says after saying how much she like the way I train, but that I look intimidating, that she is picky, etc, so I simply shrug it off.

I do shrug with a smirk.

But that night ends.

I see her again in the gym for a short chat.

At last, last weekend, we were in the same venue.

I am running on three Glenmorangie 12 years Special Sherry Casket edition, she was running on a whole bottle of cheapass vodka.

Hands all over me,

"I did not want you to see me like this"
"I like your attitude"
-Slap on my chest-
"That is what I mean"
"yup", smirk.

Invites me to dance; I do not want to dance with a girl who is exploring the outer orbits, I send her off.

Like, push her towards the dancefloor, "You look like dancing"

Now, this seems very rude behavior, but this girl will need some heavier stuff.

She finishes her dancing and has apparently lost her friends, she finds me.

"Dude, she looks like into you, eh?" says my friend, one of the very few guys who is molded to be a good wingman;
"And smashed", I reply, while the girl has her hands on my winter cushioned sixpack.

If I remember right, I send her again away when she says
"I should look for my friends" translation: Grab me and ravage me
"Yea, you should."

I said that because I saw an old friend who I wanted to talk to. Gorgeous girl, good person.

So I go to this friend, as usual a warm conversation,

Ten minutes into the conversation, I see
While I am talking to a gorgeous friend of mine,

Ten minutes after the girl went looking for her friends, I spot her french kissing with some neo-hipster  who was not in her friends group.

Fine for me, as I would not be taking this smashed girl home anyway (a very important rule that I broke the next weekend) , she was free to do what she wanted.

But, she would not be heard using I am picky again.

I talked to her again in the gym, and she played hard to get, to which I just casually resumed by stretching, which pretty much consisted of looking like a frog taking a nap on the yoga mat.

As it is, the value of a woman's sexuality is dictated by her behavior, yes, past, and present, and predicted future, and as a femifist, I respect women's choices. Utterly,  totally, with unwavering hardness.

She will use it again,

"I am picky"
Ok, shrug. Treat like another pressure release valve.

Smelly Media: When facts are racist

President Halonen: Racism will not remove injustice

Forgive me for not understanding the title. I do presume there is something lost in translation here.

President Tarja Halonen says the increased incidence of racist comments in Finland is a symptom of the dark side of worldwide globalisation.

Which, of course is the fault of the western people?

What about coming out with the historical tested and tried true fact for eons:

"Diversity and proximity equals war" ??

Ok, so if globalisation has a dark side as racism, does racism come out of nothing, or does globalization force something on normal people so they turn racist?

Or race realist?

Maybe self defensist? (I know the word does not exist)

Would the dark side of globalisation be weakened if the borders were tightened? Ooops. That is racist. Näää... It is borderist. discriminating between the borders.

If racism is a symptom of a dark side, what is the cause? What is the dark side?

What if talking about the dark side is now branded racism?

Speaking on the Arto Nyberg interview programme on Sunday, she said intolerance grew from unjust experiences that racism could not solve. The President reminded Finns that the language and practice of intolerance fed unwanted phenomena. But she noted this was a problem facing many nations such as France, Holland the United States, for example.

Unwanted phenomena: Immigrant family living in the center of town in a 150 square meter apartment, (min 1500 euros rent), father jobless, mother busy popping future geniuses (4 kids), getting 1500 euros in direct welfare support, besides other benefits. 

Unwanted phenomena: Rape statistics.

Definitely a problem of language.

A language, that has eliminated the word: No.

And the problem facing many nations as she mentions is not the racism of the indigenous people, it is the cause of this race based rhetoric.


Will we blame the swedish and norwegian immigrant rape epidemic on the swedish and norwegian girls because they are not sexing enough the insatiable testosterone riddled macho mutants?

Will we blame the reporters for reporting it? (yes, they are blamed)

She called on opinion makers such as journalists, politicians, the clergy and teachers to break the chain of hate speech.

What if logical discourse nowadays is called hate speech?

We can just go and close all the (non-mainstream) media outlets and schools directly.

As any non-elite person with two braincells left intact will look around when walking on the street and open his mouth.

Anything that comes out will qualify to be "racist".

Are the words the problem or the reason for the words?

Will eliminating "hate speech" eliminate the growing problem that is on its way towards extensive damage at best?

Here is a public announcement that the president should make:

"We do not accept that people living in our borders do not respect Finnish traditions and basic human rights. Christmas carols will not be silenced, and honor violence will not be tolerated. Any person thinking otherwise, acting otherwise will be deported"

Just this weekend walking in the streets with four other guys I encountered racism.

Some skinheads walking by muttered "Fucking Afghanis".


Nothing and. They continued, we continued. A group consisting of five different nationalities we could care less.

And here is an example of an oppressed class that has racism bestowed upon it:

"Girl dates Finn. Girl is beaten. Finn is beaten". And this is the problem of the Finn, not the problem of the intolerant racist sexist bigot of a family?

See the problem?

You do.

Elites tell us we are the problem.

At this point breaking the hate speech is impossible as the cancer of multi culti has taken over the society and the painful moans of the patient have been branded hate speech.

Heck, at this point, the society choosing to commit euthanasia would be called racist; racist against the cancer of multi culti. Yea. A society that committed suicide because it is racist.

Sounds far off?

Look at Sweden.

Sacrificing its girls for the horn god of diversity.

“Everyone should share responsibility as this was not an issue that could be delegated to others even via the ballot box,” she observed.

A Finns (Westerner's) first duty is to his children. Not to the dysfunctional imports of dysfunctional families from dysfunctional cultures.

When trying to leave a livable country for your grandchildren to grow in is called racism....

Friday, December 02, 2011

Smelly Media: Why the church has turned into a joke, Exhibit 6969: Bending over

Before I will be accused of not liking gays, I have nothing against gays, as long as they keep their private life out of my face, and their hands away from me.

Missionary organizations to lose funding over views on homosexuals

You see, the west is a free culture, the EU is a free collection of countries,

Free, as long as you parrot the party line of sodomy, vibrancy, enrichment, cultural and demographic suicide, and unending guilt for crimes not worse than other culture's.

In this free land, the anointed will decide what is acceptable and use other people's moneys to dictate these enlightened views.
The Parish Union of Helsinki is planning to end financial support to three missionary organisations due to their negative attitudes towards the ordination of women and sexual minorities.
Oh oh oh...
The ladies have been offended.
The ass pirates have also been offended.
We must do something.
Out of hundreds of organisations, one organisation does not bend over backwards to please the gay minority (1%?) and the female minority (52%...????) and that has to be punished.
It is not like these parishes are running around shouting "stone the gays"; "drown the women" etc.. No, they just hold views that they do not want these groups in high positions in their organizations.
Punish the heretic.
How can they defile the Gods of Progression, The Goddesses of Tolerance?

The Parish Union annually gives three percent of its tax revenue—some three million euros—to foreign aid. The money is channelled through several missionary organisations and Finn Church Aid, which carries out humanitarian work.
Actually the news is not clear. They are talking about the church tax, from which one can opt out, but also lose right to church services.
At this point, it is the sensible thing, as soon the church possibly will order its male members to drink gay pxxx instead of red wine, and eat female sxxx instead of that holy bread.
Can't offend them, the LGBT saints,  you see.
Wonder how many church members actually want to have gay priests,
"And Jeeeeesuuuuuussss... Boy you look good.... Why the cloth?  Halllelluuujjaaaa"
Female priests:
"No sermon today. Got PMS"
Or a lesbian priest:
"Jesus was a pig. Men are pigs. God is a transgender. Mary was a lesbian"
Ah well...
I guess soon we shall outlaw
"In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit"
As it is offensive.

Following heated public debate on the church's attitude towards homosexuals, the Parish Union took a more critical look at its partner organisations.
I can now hear some discussion about what to do with the cross...

(The following is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, used language and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons or objects, living or dead, is entirely coincidental, yada yada yada)

"It's mine"
"No mine!"
"You can't even fit it in"
"I got vaseline"
Third person coming in:
"Screw the cross.. I got the marble snake, gimme some of that vaseline", oops, out pops an apple.

In other news:

The feminazis have already been furious that Jesus is depicted as a man. His actual name was Destinee.


The "Church has turned into a  joke, Exhibit 1" is their turning their backs on the traditional family.That was the point when the church lost its way.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The fake radical

Ties into The Real Radical

"I am active in the church" she says
"You? Come on... "
"Yes. I am"
"You never struck me as a church goer."

"Yea, anyway I am one of the radicals. The people are making it difficult for me" she says with the attitude of a martyr.
"What's radical? Supporting marriage?" I ask,
"You know, gay rights in the church, women priests and so"

In a time when the church is cutting the finances of parishes that are against gay and women priests, when the church is talking about educating imams, when the church welcomes single moms with open arms while blaming men for desertation...

The radical is the one who follows Christ, not PCrist.

The real radical

Girl is in the top ten in this town for my taste in looks and behavior.

Absolutely gorgeous.

"Is this study thing and exchange program?"
"No, I am going abroad for bible studies"
"Sadly something you cannot say that openly anymore, eh.."
"No, people look at me like I am crazy"

And from what I know about her, this is genuine.

She is the real radical of our times.

Smelly Media: The system wants your children. Totally

After the news report degrading motherhood, something I will blog on later, comes this:

Pressures to extend school day

I was in a school that was full day, and you know what; half the time I spent in the classroom was wasted on me. Bored to death, not allowed to open some useful book on a different topic, I had to sit through hours and hours of bullshit.

The trade union representing teachers in Finland, the OAJ, is calling for longer school days as a part of an upcoming reform in the national curriculum.

More class hours = more teachers & more billable hours = more financial power for the union.


It is not about the children.

This is the same mindset that has the audacity to claim that abortion is "for the child" when there is a long waiting list of couples who want to adopt a native Finnish baby.

With wanting to increase the school hours for children, one would think the Finns are illiterate.

Even though Finnish children spend well below the OECD national average of hours in class, academic performance is among the best in the world.

So, we are to break what is not broken, in the name of progress.

This is where it gets interesting:

A new national curriculum for elementary schools is currently being formulated behind closed doors at the Ministry of Education. The group of civil servants working on reforms has not shown the plans even to the OAJ, the union that represents teaching professionals.

Central planning anyone?

Central planning without including the people with hands-on experience?

"Central planning", that has been the most murderous political idea of human existence?

Like the apparatchik poets planning the harvest?
Like the apparatchik chemical engineers planning the waterways?

Interesting this is, the least.

Professor Jouni Välijärvi of the University of Jyväskylä, who coordinates the OECD's Programme for International Student Assessment (PISA) in Finland, says that longer days elsewhere is not a good reason to extend school days here.

Sometimes reasonable (in the real meaning, not the PC bastardized meaning of reason) people do make it to the news.

"There seems to be something in the air in other developed countries urging an increase in the systematic education of small children. I am not convinced that this is wise. It could produce exactly the opposite results intended."

"the systematic education"... Fuck. That sounds like out of some political horror movie, A Brave New 1984.

What is the next step?

The state taking babies at birth into "Newborn Education Facilities"?

Already babies who should be still sucking their mother's tits are given to daycare at 12 months old.

The first words are not "Mom", "Dad", "Pee", "Kaka", but whatever the minimum wage states indoctrinator daycare teacher has taught the baby.

The most happy kids in my circle of friends are the three boys who have a stay at home mother. The boys are golden. They are boys. Wild, fun, happy, curious, territorial but cooperative. And they got a dad who says "Boys are boys" and would not make a big deal if one of them breaks an arm while jumping around. Compare this to the kid who cannot drive the toy Matchbox car fast through the carpet toy town in the kindergarten, because that would make him get used to fast driving. 

Oh, eating mom's cooking instead of government approved crap, these boys are healthy as bulls; growing with mom's teachings, dad's teachings and a love for the family.

The system cannot have that.

The system wants your children, every one of them, in totality.

The system wants to devour the soul of your children, and make them into obedient PC-thinking slaves. 

Ya ya, all in the name of the child.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

JoD: Tolerating oppression

The Joys of Diversity

Man standing at the bustop, talking to his two girls. Wife few feet behind, busy with the little boy in the babycart.

Two girls, both under 10-12 year of age, covered in headscarves, schoolbooks in their hand, and backpacks.

Worshipping multiculti dictates:

We are to tolerate the intolerant father who cannot tolerate prebubescent girls to be free without headscarves*, in the name of respecting their culture. In this case, the offended are to be branded racist and banished from any civilized discussion.

Worshipping multiculti also dictates:

We are not to tolerate the tolerant tradition of christmas and as such, the president will issue a "Happy Holidays" message instead of a "Merry Christmas" message; in the name of not offending the perpetually offended. In this case, the offended are to be wished "Happy holidays", and in some cases be given trip money so they can visit their homes. (Where they had claimed "My life is under threat"...)

Just like I wished Merry Ramadan to my friends who are peacefully practicing it, I wish Merry Christmas month to ones celebrating it.

*You see, tolerating the intolerant, always leads to the tolerant being intolerated, once the intolerant gain enough ground or the tolerant lose faith in their own rights to live according to their own beliefs. Sadly, as un-pc as it may seem, the only way to a society where people can coexist according to their own beliefs is to be infinitely intolerant to the intolerant. The west thinks that the tolerance they bestow upon fathers who cover little girl's heads will be returned to them as tolerance by these people. It will not. The intolerant, by definition, is incapable to tolerate. The only reason that the intolerance stays within the family walls is that a necessary strength has not been reached.

Look at pictures from Egypt in 1950 and now, you'll see. Same for Iran, same for Turkey, same for Syria. Intolerance wins because the tolerant tolerate their own oppression.

It's all a numbers game.

When you go out and don't get smashed everytime, you observe. You see. You remember.

When your friends are the same, you can then share stories.

And since it is a small town, there are people that catch your attention.

For example:

A middle european, the second time meeting me:

"Do you know the guy in the white shirt? Is he your countryman?"
"The psycho?"
"Yeah! Yeah! That defines him"

A middle eastern:
"Monobrow is not here tonight. Maybe that is a sign the camelf%&kers moved to some other venue"


This story is about a different guy. 

As a black friend of mine calls him: "The big headed brotha"

The guy has a head almost as wide as the shoulders. A real sight to behold. And the interesting part is, unlike other africans, he hangs solo.

This guy has no low limits. He has no bottom in his standards.

One thing I appreciate about him is that he fears no rejection. One of the most active guys in the nightlife.

So active that, when he starts rolling, it is like an avalanche, not stopping for anything.

In front of me, his arm reached out to pull to himself a passing by 20 year old, only to get shot down by a "Fuck you". He turns to his right, goes full on Jamaican (he is not) sexy boy on a 60 year old pudgy chubby, her friends wave him off, he turns around, and the closest girl to him is a 150 kilo warhog. All this happened in under a minute. In ten minutes they were french kissing on the dancefloor. Bubblehead, and warhog.

This, everytime we are in the same venue.

It clearly is a case of "Man, any pussy is an upgrade from a camel" (in this case, a bonobo)

Kinda explains.

Then, there is the saying, give infinite monkeys typewriters and infinite time, eventually they will write hamlet.

And so it was.

Going to meet some friends for a sunday coffee, just when I am at the door, Bubblehead comes out, and behind him is a 20 year old petite redhead, happy to be following a catch.

Even the broken clock ticks right twice a day;
Or the monkey theory. After porking so many porks, hogging so many hogs,  you will eventually skewer a piglet.
Both hold.
One thing I know, the next time I see this guy, it will be again the avalanche not stopping for a second. Warhog, granny, tranny, anything that has a hole.

I would like to write something about the girl, but the only thing I can say is she is damaged goods, vibrated to the point of no return, untouchable like enriched uranium.

Wish I had some database to log in the "untouchables"...

At this time of being porked by enriching vibrants turning into a fashion, this is a necessity. 

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Breeding like rabbits don't make a civilization

Sitting in the cafe I overheard this heated conversation between a student from a civilized Asian country and kid who came here as a refugee from a medieval ass backward geographical location.

I would agree to their assessment of the old people living in the elderly homes with no family. That is crap.

One gem:

"Life here is shit man. Everything is too easy"... while I agree to the basic sentiment, to this kid who ran away from the non-civilization that his forefathers did not build: well, freck off then... go back where it is not easy. Oh, forgot, life here is shit, but there you...

But then, the kid says this:

"You know. My grandfather did not have to go to the elderly home. He had 46 sons, and 2 wives. So he could spend bit time with this son, bit time with this son"


Ever wonder why your relatives are starving?
Ever wonder why your relatives will continue to starve, no matter what amount of aid is sent?
Ever wonder why the place never made it past medieval times?
Ever wonder why it will never make it past medieval times?

But yea, the west is not breeding, but it is producing, and paying some men somewhere to live happily with two wives, 46 sons, and with that fertility, 1600+ grandsons.

Try to sustain that.

Btw, either he misused "sons" instead of "children", or they do not count the "girls" as children, as human beings.

Yo westerner, tolerate that.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

How the sexual revolution helped the good girls

4 girls. Good girls. Good looking girls. Sweet, intelligent, apparently good company.

4 guys. The boyfriends of these girls. Handsome men. Men in demand. Intelligent men with charm.

Girls are throwing themselves at these men. Knowing they have girlfriends or not. Ready to go rent a hotel room upstairs, ready to take these men to their own homes when the boyfriend is away, ready to shag on command.

No strings needed, no strings asked, no strings demanded.

There is only so much a man can resist. These men have resisted the temptation, up to now, right or wrong.

But you can only resist so much, when there are girls willing to give you blowjobs in the mens toilet, when their boyfriend is drinking at the same bar. When there are girls  ready to spread the milk without you even needing to milk the cow. When there are girls smiling at you when you say "Ola" to them, your two hands on their two butts; girls who know your relationship... When girls go "I got a boyfriend but that is no problem" or "I know your girlfriend"...

When it is raining men ripe for plucking vajayjays...,
It is a losing battle for the good girls out there. (A battle that already massacred the Average Joes out there)

The revolution needs sacrifices. And no sacrifice is fulfilled without a few maidens thrown in the mix.

Funny also how we call it the sexual revolution; many women are just revolving like a tornado between a few select men.

We used to call that "Girl has become a toll gate(the revolving type seen in the metros)", nowadays it is called the "C0ck carousel"..

Both are based on revolutions.

Viva la revolucion!*

*As long as revolving is the only demand. No buying the Tornado Cows.

Always assume she has the pipeline full

"Tuesday I got -retracted legitimate reason- so only day I can is tomorrow. Are you free?" she said

In between messaging, and me setting the messages so that the date would be at her place or mine, and taking my time in between replies, all going well and receptive,

"I got a project that will take my evening. Are you free later the week" is the message I receive.

1. Out of the blue
2. Project not named; reason is vague
3. Came after warm reception to the suggestion to meet in a private location

Tells me she got a better offer.

(Allright, what's the percentage of probability that I am wrong? 5%, 7%? negligible)

Always assume she is seeing someone else.


When you are wrong, even then, this will only help you.

If... she... is... not... f%&king... you..., she... is... f%&king... someone... else.

No hard feelings, this is life.

Learn the lesson, and move on, smirk on your face.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Wife starts salsa. Start preparing for the divorce.

I do not meet this friend often, nor do we call.

But friend I call him. Is very good in what he does. International connections that respect him. Has a brain on steroids, has charm that would make Casanova look like a tree trunk, handsome in his own way, a very good conversationalist, has built a good network.

Last time I heard he was building up a company as a side job.

Married to a good looking academic chick, going on holidays, spending time with her, while managing to spend adequate time on the company and his main job.

In the end, a man whom I hold in very high regard.

"F%ck man. This is JohnnyRegards's wife.. Ex-wife" he said
"Dude, she is dancing in front of you"

Then I see her.

The woman whom I last knew as the wife of this man, dancing with a slimy a$$ latino midget.

Then I learn that she started salsa some time ago. And divorced the husband not long time after, for this.

Had this been the first occasion that I had heard of, I'd be surprised. I was one story after many already told.

One thing I learned: If wife starts salsa, you sell everything and move the money to the Caymans.

Before I close, about the topic of latinos, if you are a latino (or hispanic?) in Finland, for example civilized like Spanish, or exotic like Cuban, you are single, not gay, and horny, and can't get laid by a new girl every week, go hang yourself.

Smelly Media: To be governed by the clueless

Sometimes there are news articles out there making you wonder...

Tuomioja: "progress towards democracy in Egypt will continue"

Finland's Foreign Minister Erkki Tuomioja believes Egypt's progress towards democracy will continue.

In the meanwhile the country has totally fallen into the hands of the brotherhood.

Churches are being burned.

Kids are being beaten to death because they dared to show the cross hanging on their necks.

Any voice out of the line is made to play the headless horseman. 

Mr. Tuomioja is right, if he considers democracy as the rule of the majority, including the right of the majority to choose to obliterate a minority or not.

What a democracry... More like demogr-ass-y

P.s.: The guys who will win the next election are the same who have protests, e.g. in London, with banners "Democracy is Hypocrisy"

Tuomioja observed certain groups were trying to spread unrest in the run-up to elections next week. However, he believed the army wanted to hand over to a civilian administration.

Funny, the last time an army tried to halt the unrest (rightly or wrongly) it was bombed into oblivion by western forces. Wonder what makes this one so special.

Anyway, our foreign minister apparently decides on our foreign politics based on beliefs, not facts and uncensored news.

But he added the young people behind the Arab Spring would not give up their demands.

“They will not accept a new dictatorship,” he noted.

Unless it is their own...

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Smelly Media: "#¤"#¤"%#¤'s in the government

Sometimes you stop and wonder.

Do we have idiots in politics or do they hate their own people.

Eurocrats definitely hate the europeans, but local politicians?

Or are they just intelligent, good willing honorable people who have been brainwashed?

Finland more flexible on Schengen expansion

Finland has shifted its position in negotiations on Bulgaria and Romania joining the Schengen area. Finland will now agree to the removal of border controls in between the Schengen area and those two countries in two stages, provided that sufficient efforts are made to reform justice systems and fight corruption.

Allright. Now it makes sense to change the doors, install triple high security locks, install GPS transmitters into the cars, and hope for the best.

Even with border controls, the free travel possibility screwed my town in Finland with a beggar on every corner, with shady people hanging out in corners, Helsinki is in worse situation, my town in Germany has only one nationality of street musicians left; no more diversity, only one group; Oslo clearly had organized begging in the streets with the one nasty looking young man strolling the streets, providing protection to the beggars.

Yea, just open the borders.

Because we, the law abiding citizens do not matter. We are sheep made for slaughter in the politicans' benefits.

About the emphasized part: I have a pink elephant that can fly.

In September Finland opposed this plan, along with the Netherlands. Schengen expansion has to be approved unanimously by existing members, so the Finns and Dutch were effectively wielding their vetoes.

Somehow I think the dutch will leave the union before the shit hits the fan.

The thing is the shit has filled the room, it will not matter if some more hits the fan or not.

And with their diversity ratio, the Dutch are screwed to oblivion anyway.

But, my best wishes to the Dutch.

Their opposition was grounded in the fear that organised crime in the two countries would create problems if free movement to Schengen countries was granted.

Racists. There is no thing as crime. Crime is a social construct made to oppress unfortunate people with shady choices.

Finland’s position shifted a little yesterday, when Reuters reported that European Affairs Minister Alexander Stubb said that Finland would be willing to take a two-track approach – first opening air and sea borders, before later making a separate decision on land borders.

Stubb will be sacked soon. He is tickling the eurocrats a bit too much.

She added that Finland is waiting on an EU Commission report into efforts to fight corruption and reform the judiciary in Bulgaria and Romania that will be ready in February.

And I a truly believe that Russia and China will become environmental friendly governments by February.

This kind of wishful thinking coupled with the treason of the Brusselites will be the apocalypse of the west.

Smelly Media: The game of humanism, congratulating yourself out of existence

The happy hippy hippo picture at it again.

Face Festival grabs human rights award

Finland is embracing diversity on Wednesday in celebration of the International Day for Tolerance. The Finnish League for Human Rights awarded the Faces Etnofestival, held annually in Raasepori, this year’s prize for contributing to the advancement of human rights.

What proof is there that "diversity is strength", or "diversity is good"?

It is just another feel good ideology that is dumped down our throats like toilet cleaning liquid.

And this I say, while I am a child of two cultures.

Look at the picture in the text and the only thing I see is a welfare hippy dancing in the mud, high on grass. I may be wrong, but in this day and age where image is everything, this counts a lot.

Here, I give also an award:

The League says that the Faces festival has long done comprehensive work to promote human rights. Last summer’s festival theme was “Viva la difference”, a celebration of diversity.

Heh.. Viva la difference.

You see, if you are in the academic circle (like I am), this is true. Everyone is educated, everyone is trying to make something of their life, be productive, get along, learn other cultures etc, and you know what, we are the minority in the diversity. And, we are not a protected minority, because we are not vibrant/enriching enough.

If you are in the hippie circle, then you probably will not be faced with any enriching vibrant minorities anyway; the foreigners that will create diversity in your ranks will be the mellow yellow ones.

If you are in the leftist circles, then you will tolerate any an all bad aspects of diversity in the name of the Leftie Father, Jesus Leftie, and the Holy Left Spirit.

Get out to the real world, and then you see that diversity, once it reaches a tipping point will vibrate the society into a mutation of its former self, just like cancer mutates the breast tissue.

But yea,

Viva la difference!

Since all you are able to recognize are the different food courts and the possibility of sex with exotic looking people.

The rest is just made up imaginations of the racists.

The prize is now awarded for the tenth time. Previous winners included secretary general of the Finnish Disability Forum Pirkko Mahlamäki and immigration counsellor Melody Karvonen.

Congratulations, if what they did helped people.

The International Day for Tolerance has been observed since 1996. The UN-declared day emphasises acceptance of diversity and everyone's right to live according to their own beliefs.

Emphasis mine.

Let's say one believes in: (People that I met, yes..)

- Having sex with a ten year old is ok if the parents are ok with it.
- Having sex with donkeys is fun.
- Killing your sister if she is not a virgin on marriage is ok.
- Killing your wife if she is not a virgin on marriage is acceptable.
- Killing because one insulted your mother is ok.
- Burning dogs alive is ok, as dogs are sinful creatures.
- Not allowing a girl out of the house is ok.
- Not sending a girl to school is ok.
- Justice is to be served on blood basis, leading to blood feuds are tradition.
- More that I care not to dig out from my memory...

Or, from the news,

- Cutting away a girls clitoris is tradition
- Marrying a ten year old is tradition
- Beating up a girl because she held hands with a guy is tradition
- Beating up that guy is tradition and fun
- Killing because the dead one criticized religion, is mandated
- Raping a girl to revenge her family is payback
- "Eating Pygmies give superman powers" is a common belief, leading to manhunts in the jungle.
- Raping western girls is acceptable because they have sex anyway.
- Throwing acid on women who have no headscarf is a mandatory action.
- Just open the news and insert an item that smells of diversity; there is no shortage.

So, the UN tells me I got to tolerate those beliefs,

But saying that I do not tolerate those beliefs is to be intolerated.

I am the criminal. For being the real humanist.


Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Smelly Media: If this is not populism, what is?

I was going to write Left is Theft for the title, but this candidate is not from the left, and that title is reserved for a future post about the Left.

The news during the last election and all the time after that were filled with news about "The populist Finns Party" etc... They were populist, because they applied to the feelings of 20% or so Finns who thought their country was being given away to others.

Populist now meant "speaking to the people, but speaking politically incorrect words"...

The original definition was: kind of speaking for the people against the elites

Like this one social researcher I met, "I am now researching how populist parties like the Finns get their power"; with disgust in his face.

Allright then, since we got populist as being that, what is this:

Niinistö: Higher taxes for the rich an option

Presidential candidate Sauli Niinistö of the National Coalition Party said in an interview with the YLE breakfast show Ykkösaamu that an increase in taxation for the rich is not out of question. According to Niinistö, the greatest problem facing the Finnish society is marginalisation.

So, since this is line with the PC crap, this is not populism.

Saying something which appeal to 80% of the population is no populist because it does not say anything politically incorrect...


"We are Robin Hood, we take from the rich and give to all."

There in the corner is a group of farmers, who want to be left alone; "Filthy populists... Playing with peoples emotions to get into parliament"

The tragic comedy seems to never end.

Niinistö said that the issue of higher taxation for the rich will surface when the budget has to be patched up.

What he is saying, they will not close the leaks, they will not go to restriction in any aspect of the welfare system, but will demand the "rich" will chime in.

Now, since you cannot be taxed on what you already have, this will not affect the trust fund babies, or the ones rich by birth.

Once again, the ones trying to make something better out of their life will be pushed back into the boiling cauldron of equality at the lowest level.

He called a greater tax burden for the rich “extremely important insofar as a sense of justice is concerned.”

What justice is there in taxing someone 50% because they earn more than others, and now taxing them even more?

What incentive is left to be creative, productive, and hardworking?

Who is gonna run the economy? Who is going to build the next Nokia?

The welfare mums?

The enterpreneur, the researcher, the engineer, the idea man that has not much left after being taxed more than 50%...?

It is already a progressive system. You earn 20.000, you pay 20%, you earn 50.000%, you pay 50%... Where is the effing justice in that?

It is theft.

Legal theft.

Niinistö said that the most serious problem of Finland’s society is marginalisation, especially among children. He urged everyone to take responsibility for preventing people’s social exclusion.

Of course this is not populism.

It is for the children.

Yea, you know for the children.

Like not cherishing moms divorcing the dads for... insert arbitrary pop-reason

Ooops. I just committed blasphemy.

Who said it, was it Hitler or Stalin? I think it was Hitler, something like "I can get people do anything if I say it is for the good of the children"...

The state destroyed the family unit, the church forgot there was once a family, and now we, the people who chose not to raise bastards, once again chime in for the children...

Sh%t, it is time there is a state-blowjob service installed for men paying taxes but not receiving any direct benefits.

Some more funny assumptions:

According to Niinistö, Finland might have to contemplate Nato membership if European cooperation fails to satisfy Finland’s defence needs.

What European Army?

(I see only Germany and England as possible forces that would be able to raise some kind of armed forces when necessary)

Smelly Media: The Love Connection

Allright NATO may not be the best thing right now, but where would Europe's so cherished welfare be if we would not live under the umbrella of the US military protection. Even Finland, which is not in NATO only has managed to spare change for a welfare system because it could keep its military at a joke level, compared to Russia.

But that is not the love connection. The love connection comes later.

Stubb under fire for behavior at Nordic Council meeting

Somebody has been a bad boy... Can't have that! Bad boy, bad boy, shame on you.

European Affairs Minister Alexander Stubb raised eyebrows at a meeting of Nordic foreign ministers in Copenhagen on Wednesday. Members of the Finnish delegation were upset by Stubb's behaviour at the meeting, which they said showed open disinterest.

Maybe it is because all the decisions were pre-decided, all was done, nothing said would change anything? Which is not the topic either, but here it comes:

“Yesterday’s conference was good. Just as I love the EU I also love Nordic cooperation—this is really exciting, important and fun,” Stubb told YLE.


So why does he love the EU? Today, someone saying they love the EU, unless they are part of the EU elite - Eurocrats, banksters and their bedfellows - ,is akin to a person saying, "I love my rapist. And I love that my rapist will rape my children. And then when the rapist gets tired of me, and my children, the rapist will rape my grandchildren; oh how much I love my rapist..."... Just does not make sense.

On the Nordic Cooperation,

He is having fun, it is exciting... Wow... Perfect way to describe the necessity of a cooperation... It is important too.. Wow... Whom does it benefit tho?

Apparently not the Nordic people:

Finland holds the 2011 Nordic Council chairmanship. According to Finland’s Ministry for Foreign Affairs, discussions centred on the current situation in North Africa and Palestine, and particularly on women’s rights in those areas.

Why can I somehow not manage to move myself emotionally for these problems?

Shame me for having a narrow vision.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Smelly Media: Our Presi-multiculti-dent joins the witchhunt.

Halonen hopes for bold opposition to racism

I definitely agree.

I boldly oppose the racism in the wolf packs of cultural enrichers who try to intimidate the locals by their numbers and behavior.

I boldly oppose in the racism of vibrant families who vibrate their daughters if they are seen with a local.

I boldly oppose the racism the imported poor souls dish upon me when I am walking by; especially if they are present in their numbers.

I boldly oppose the racism that states it is ok to rape western girls because it is not so bad for them.

Is our presi-multi-dent happy?

No, because I just mentioned things that we should tolerate under "all cultures are equal and welcome except of course the western/finnish/goodwilling foreign"

She is talking about Finns, and non-Finns, seeing the influx of intolerant, non-working, aggressive, unthankful, (add adjective) people coming over, getting fed, housed, educated and then still crying a river of racism.

About us, whose taxes are going to unemployable imports.

About us, whose economic future is not looking bright, and who are not an oppressed class, who are not counted unfortunate, who cannot expect to live like kings on welfare dole.

Let's see:

President Tarja Halonen is hoping for bolder opposition to racism in Finland. In an interview with Helsingin Sanomat published on Sunday, Halonen said that party leaders, civil servants and ordinary citizens have roles to play in standing up against racism.
What about the roles of the foreigners to stand up against the rotten apples in their ethnic groups?
Oh, now that sounded racist, sorry. Can't ask any group to take responsibility for harboring rotten apples. Nonono...
What about ethnic groups taking action against the welfare queens, kings and harems on welfare?
Opps, I must be a racist.
There is a reason, Mrs. President, that shops are going bankrupt when they customers start to become vibrant. Oh, did I mention that female vibrants are missing from public life? But yea, all cultures should be tolerated. Even those where the women are fully utilized as breeding machines, and the western girl are used as sperm urinals. All good. No prob. Our taxes will help the fallout of that, too.

According to Halonen, it is crucial to oppose racism in everyday life. She says that racism is ’bubbling’ in society, and that it bursts into the open from time to time.
When you call looking out for your children "racism", what she is asking is to abandon all hope, ye idiots.
There are two ways of looking at this:
The comparably peaceful and tolerant Finnish/western/scandinavian culture is a raving racist maniac;
Or the people who escaped unfortunate conditions bleepholes bring the culture with them, the culture that is one of the reasons that the bleephole was a bleephole.
The first way is the PC way. Blame it on the west. The way of the politicians and the media.
The second way. You effing racist.
P.s.: When the bleephole exports are behaving tribal we are to say "it is their culture"; when the Finns (or lawful, productive foreigners) behave tribal, it is racism.

The president is particularly concerned about the hardening of language.
Allright, so how does she suggest people communicate their observations, thoughts, and feelings?

Halonen’s comments were made in regard to an earlier Helsingin Sanomat poll on racism in society. In an interview with Centre Party organ Suomenmaa, controversial Finns Party MP Jussi Halla-aho criticised a recent statement by Halonen that ”people who recognise their own racist traits vote for the Finns Party.”

You see, she is unfortunately mistaken about the reason.

It is not the Finns recognising their own racist traits voting for the Finns Party,

It is the Finns who are recognizing the traitorous racist traits in the other parties that are openly racist against their own people, that vote for the Finns Party.

The hatred of the western culture, the hatred for their own people is oozing out a bit more everyday; and ordinary people who respect the spilled sweat, blood and tears to create a civilization in this frozen hellhole are starting to smell the stink.

Later addition: So what comes to mind is the racist Finnish flag that is so oppressively flying over every apartment building on special days. What happens one day when a enough number of oppressed enrichers come together (from previous news about Neo-Nazis, 30 was an alarmingly large number, so let's stick to 30), say 30, and claim that the proudly flying Finnish flag is oppressive against them, and it is racist, and either the flag shall not be flown, or in every town, flags shall be flown according to the ethnic make up of the towns .

What then? The Christmas carols have left the building in many daycares and some elementary schools, if they have not gone, they are called the Holiday Carols...

What about the Finnish flag? Will it be flown? Or will it change from the blue cross on white ground to a rainbow on a white ground to signify diversity?

See, this question may seem like science fiction, but it is closer than many think.

It is just that 30 signatures have not yet been collected.

When SuperDick is not enough

There she was, dancing in front of me, totally smashed, the silicon lips making the sexy duckface at me, and the enormous fake titties about to pop out from the low, low cut tight blouse barely covering them.

Who is she?

She, used to be a very good looking natural girl, engaged to a guy. A guy, that was a man's man, a guy that had girls younger than him asking eachother "have you tried SuperDick's dick?", girls who would go up to the guy in groups of three "will you eff us tonight". A guy who would drink all night with his buddies, and five minutes before the bar closed, would get up and find himself a threesome.

I have met one or two legends, but this guy is the top of the list without being a sports star or a rock star.

In the pure sense of the word, this guy was a cock star.

They met, apparently she was different, he stopped threesomes, foursomes and got engaged.

She though, did not stop; cheated on him.

It took the guy years to get his life back.

One day some dude that I barely know, but who know the girl, told me the girl "Likes to eff celebrities, she must have done all of them" and that is why it did not work. In the meantime she banged another friend of mine, who also happens to be a small time celebrity in the cock area.

But that was years ago.


There she was, dancing in front of me, totally smashed, the silicon lips making the sexy duckface at me, and the enormous fake titties about to pop out from the low, low cut tight blouse barely covering them.

I payed some attention to the titties, boing boinging their way in front of my face, then turned back to my friend. She moved again in front of me, I enjoyed the view a bit more, then I went to get myself a drink, as 1. she was totally smashed, 2. I do not yet have the full body condom against a possible weapon pussy of mass destruction, 3. I wanted a glass of gin.

Then I saw a guy.

Dressed possibly with money, but with zero style. Older than 45, drunk, chubby, and no finesse nowhere.

And bouncy tits was actually in this bar with this guy.

The Legend of SuperDick was not enough 6-7 years ago, when she was in her peak.

From what I heard SuperDick is still banging 18-19s in multiples.

She was in the bar, fully smashed, fully on "dressed-like-whores night out"; with a guy that she would not have looked twice at, six years ago. A guy that girls her age still do not look at twice...

And this reminded me of: