Smelly Media: Info on the WWIII in the details; while the army's biggest issue is ekwalitee

While the army and the politicians are still all hands busy with pleasing the ever un-pleasable ekwaliteests and multicultists, one line in the news shows what people not blinded by PC are busy doing.

Wallin: More attention to minorities in the military

Defense Minister Stefan Wallin wants to see changes in national military service that would better make use of educational opportunities for conscripts. Wallin also told YLE that improvements are needed in the treatment of sexual minorities and of ethnic minorities in the military.

Skipping my usual tirade, I am beginning to wonder how many sexual minorities there are.

You got gays, you got lesbians, you got the transgendered, you got the multitransgendered (the ones changing their gender every few years), who else?

"Since we are keeping universal conscription, it is increasingly important that we are able to increase its social relevance. This includes making the training and skills gained during national service of use later in working life," Wallin said in a YLE TV interview early Saturday.

Correction: By meaning universal conscription, he means "Mandatory for men, open for women if they wish so"

The Defense Minister also wants more attention to be given to the treatment of minorities and people of differing ethnic backgrounds within the military.

Allright, I got nothing against this, but loyalties are a bitch.

You teach a guy named Antonov how to use an anti-aircraft gun to shoot down the Antonov planes. Question is, will Antonov shoot Antonovs?

"In terms of instilling values and attitudes, it is important that we are able to show young people that regardless of where a service comrade is from, whether of foreign extraction or not, whether a member of a sexual minority or not, each is in exactly the same position, just as valuable, with undeniable dignity," stressed Wallin.

I agree. A bullet does not discriminate; and a brother in arms is a brother in arms.

After all this ekwalitee and multi culti assessment of the army, and all the talk abot how the world is one happy place when all cultures coexist simultaneously under the same living space and how diversity is so beautiful with the counties with no borders etc;

We get the important information:

An eye on Russia

According to Defense Minister Wallinin, Finland should keep a close watch on Russian spending on its military.

Russia has announced that it will be be earmarking new funds for its defense forces worth hundreds of millions of euros over the next few years. For its part, the Finnish military calculates that it will have to make savings of over 800 million euros by 2015.

Heh...

What the defense minister calls "hundreds of millions of euros over the next years" is actually an increase of 26 billion euros by 2013. Lets rewrite that:

260 of hundreds million euros... Kind of an understatement on the minister's part?

Similar increases by China.

That NATO is going around bombing whomever they want is not helping the cause either.

What is the Finnish government doing? Cutting the already small army into a mini-force; in order to pay for the more necessary welfare state and the loved single mothers and cherished vibrators.

Ah well... One can argue that a conventional army will not be of much importance of the time of nuclears.

And what our problem with this?

The even if slight possibility of the total annihilation of Western Europe, or Finland?

No...

Wallin warned in the YLE interview that a subsequent gap in defense capability could tip the scales in favour of NATO membership for Finland.

God forbid the Finns join the Nato...

Smelly Media: Morons' Dictionary: Gender Pay Gap = Because different jobs pay different wages

Men die 2000% more often than women on the job.

"So?"

Men die six years younger than women; men live six year less than women.

"*Yawn*"

Men get 50% less retirement benefits than women.

"Ya?"

Men commit suicide 300%  more often than women.

"And?"

Prostate cancer gets 90-95% less funding than breast cancer

"Damn, even that is too much"

In their lifetime men work way more longer hours, missing on their children's growing up

"A man's choice..."

So, what is the problem, I hear my readers ask. Since the feminasties are up and railing again.

This apparently is our big problem:

"Women get paid 18% less than men. For different jobs"

You kidding me?
You shitting me?
You serious?

When did we come to the situation where a expert shitpert can openly say that the Gender Pay Gap = The problem that exists because women and men work different fields; choose to work different jobs, choose to get different educations, are interested in different subjects...

Effff you, and eff your expertise.

Half a year ago, our presidents unfortunate words disrespecting the dead soldiers caused me to start the Smelly Media series, Dead soldiers party in the grave

Today, this caused me to go on Facebook with my commentary. I'm curious what will come out of that.

Here is the poisonous shit of a news article that straight from the horses mouth approves the vile bile that the feminasties have running in their veins, and the lies and misdirections that they shamelessly portray.

In the end what can you expect of Satan's daughters whose idols claimed that "All sex is rape", "All men must die"... Where are the hate speechers now?

Gender pay gap in Finland worse than in Europe.

Women in Finland earn on average 18 percent less than men, according to statistics. Experts interviewed by the YLE programme Aamu-TV on Wednesday said that the gender pay gap could grow even larger.

So, now you think, damn man, women do the same work, the same job, put in the same time, get the same results?

Think again, you blind fool.

The white collar union confederation STTK has calculated that, if the 18-percent gap is to be viewed as getting only 82 percent salary, women in Finland are effectively not going to be paid for the work they do for the rest of this year, starting on Wednesday.

Since men are earning 22% more tax, that will make them jump a few tax brackets, making them pay 30-50% more than women. So starting on Next January the first, men will continue paying this years added taxes into January, February, March, April, maybe May and even June, of next year, together with the tax on next years earning.

Women earn one month less?

Men pay six months extra.

How's that for a f%&king Gender Tax Gap?

“The wage gap is a stain on Finland, which is doing brilliantly in many other matters of equality,” says Outi Viitamaa-Tervonen from the Ministry of Social Affairs at Health, who leads the government’s and labour confederations’ equal pay project.

Lefty men. Have you not yet seen that the government is your enemy? That the welfare state steals from you and still blames you?

How is this for equality, you Ministry of How to Screw Men to Give to Women?

Gender Work Place Death Gap
Gender Tax Gap
Gender Life Length Gap
Gender Medical Research Gap
Gender Time Spent With Kids Gap
Gender The Right to Knowing the Kid is Yours Gap
Gender Retirement Benefit Gap

This does not mean that women are paid less than men for carrying out exactly the same tasks. Rather, jobs in sectors dominated by women tend to bring in worse salaries than jobs in industries dominated by men. In the same field, jobs usually held by women pay less than ones typically held by men.

There you got it.

"This does not mean that women are paid less than men for carrying out exactly the same tasks."

So, they are comparing neurosurgeons to hairdressers and coming up with a redefined gender gap?

Yes they are.

Deliberate lying, shameless information bending, ruthless misdirecting,

Simply put, lying to your face. (And smiling about it... Look at the article's photo)

According to Lahermaa, the problem is rooted so deeply that it’s difficult to make a change. She says that solving it requires cooperation between the government, the labour confederations, the trade unions and the employers.

The problem is rooted in the fact that a neurosurgeon is more valuable to society than a hairdresser.

This is it.

This is the end of it.

I urge the Miss to go get her next brain surgery at the hairdressers, as she thinks they are the same thing.

Better yet,

I urge the Miss FemiMissFit to get her next surgery on the desk of a women's studies major.

“And money, of course,” she adds.

Paid by?... Men...

Lahermaa stresses the importance of including additional paternity leave in the national framework deal on wage and conditions.

Throwing the dog a bone... Take it and shove it.

These two ladies should be sued for deliberately spreading misinformation designed to build distrust between the sexes, thus to destabilize the society.



Recommended reading:

Spearhead on the Gender Wage Gap being a Myth

Warren Farrell: Why Men Earn More on Amazon

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Sleeping Beardy and Princess Not-Charming

It had been a beautiful eve. I had returned home just before 24, and finished the eve with the unfinished horror flick.

Must have been 1.30 when I closed my eyes, knowing a good day followed by an entertaining eve was behind me and fell asleep immediately.

Ok, there is danger here. I know she is dead, but walking, I know he wants to take me to the kingdom of the dead with me, shit, this is a dream, and I am sweating, but let's see where this takes m.... shiiiit, what is this death bringing phone doing here??? Stop it.. stop you mofo... stop (b)ringing death!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

Find myself sitting upright in bed and breathing heavily when I open my eyes. The phone is ringing. I had forgotten to put the ringer volume down.

WTF? What is the time?

Look at the phone.

It is RedFlagDress calling.

????

So I look at the time, still half asleep.

3.50 AM

Ahh.. Ok. Now it makes sense. Bars close 3.30, there is only one reason a girl calls at this time, drunk or sober. And twenty minutes had passed, so either she is somewhere downstairs, or she is home and this will be an interesting chat.

"Yea?"
"How are youu?"
"Sleeping."
"Sorry"
"Hmm"
"How have you been?"
"Hmmhmm".. I am thirsty, so I get up go to the kitchen
"Have been wondering how you are"
"...right"
"It has been long time"
"Ya"
"Oh.. I can close the phone if I bothered you".. the glass of water wakes me up

"How was you night?"
"It was great. I had lots of fun"
"Good"
"..."
"Where are you?"
"I came home"
"hmm", I go to the toilet, am paying my waste water tax to Mama Earth.

"Why didn't you call me" she asks
"..." 'cause you were a b'tch, and stepping on red flags can make my life blow up?

"You want to give me company?"   ...there it is...
Thanks for the offer, but am not going to go out now"
"What? The offer is not good enough?"
"Good offer bad timing".. I do not know if she is hearing the sounds of me paying tax.

"You get a cab and come over here, give me company" I counter. (So much for red flags if the investment is near zero and security measures can be taken)
"Nooo" she says
"What? The offer not good enough?"
"You're strange" she says
"You're stranger" I blurt out, trying not to splash around because of my laughter.

"I don't know why I even called you"
... I do.

"'night" I say
"good night" she says.

I go to bed, now have lost my sleep, and the little horny devil inside me is running up and down "Dude, you had it, how can you let go"....
"Do you want to crawl out of the warm bed, get dressed, get a cab in this cold, deal with a possibly drunk drama queen who has a chance of %1 of playing the am not ready game on your horny balls?"
He scratches his horned horny head,
"Yea... Good point... 'Night" and dozes off before I do.
 
And slept sweet and sound till ten in the morning.

Now am writing this two pm, soon off to a good training. Lifting heavy weights, not trying to lift off heavy drama.

She will call again. Maybe, then, the story will not be written.

Smelly Media: Straight from the horses mouth: We are selling you C.R.A.P.

Now that some people are realizing that the medical/food/government industry approved feed is poisoning them, they are looking for solutions.

And a move from margarine to butter is in any measures a step forward.

One step can mean a lot.

So, people are buying butter, not shortened fat from corn, not strawberry flavored sugar powered fat free diabetes delivering yoghurt;

And voila:

Butter shortage hits, price rises loom

This quote though, telling athe crux of the news, is of no interest to me:

Some shops in Finland have run out of butter as the dairy industry leader Valio has been forced to cut back on supply.

What is of interest is this:

Luomala notes that consumers have begun opting for higher-fat dairy products, including milk, yoghurt and cheese.

"There is a trend toward more genuine, natural and simple foods, which has led to a significant increase in demand for real butter," he says.

Real butter... Genuine... Natural... Simple...

The person does not mean it so, but what I hear is this:

"The prices will rise because more people are realizing we are selling them C.R.A.P."

Maybe someone can help me with opening C.R.A.P.?

Oh, and if you are a family with two cows, don't even think of making your own butter.

You will be considered a risk to public health.

Smelly Media: EUdiocy on display

Danish and Finish PMs pessimistic about Euro summit

Two weeks ago the Social Democratic leader Thorning-Schmidt became Denmark's first woman prime minister. Her left-oriented coalition has promised to loosen Denmark's immigration policy.

Wow... I did not know Denmark had something resembling an immigration policy, let alone a strict one.

Maybe, since the lady is a leftie, she can explain, how importing culture enhancing vibrators will actually be a benefit to Denmark's Viking heritage.

Anyway, soon the marked Viking graves will have their marks removed as the Viking markings are touching on the sensitivities of the perpetually offended.

If the news would end here, it would not smell this much.

But it continues:

After the above quote, our rulers mention:

She and her Finnish opposite number, Jyrki Katainen, discussed the European Union's economic crisis among other issues. Speaking to reporters afterwards, neither was very hopeful that any major steps forward would be made at this weekend's summit conference.

Even if these two quotes seem unrelated, they actually are connected from the umbilical cord, and the only valid comment to this news would be,

"No sh¤t, Sherlock!"


P.s.: For the interested, go to the link and observe the body language of the gentleman.

Smelly Media: The title screams: Finnish, right wing, conservative christian terrorist... Wlecome to honest media

Finland's first terrorism case expands to include Finnish citizen

Ok. Technically the title is correct:

Finland’s National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) says it now suspects four individuals of engaging in the recruitment and financing of terrorists through the Somali militant group al-Shabab.

NBI inspector Jaakko Christensen says all four suspects are Somalis, though the newest suspect also has Finnish citizenship.

So,

Foreign born... Foreign parents... Foreign culture... Foreign origin... Foreign raised... Foreign schooled... Foreign friends... Foreign circle...

But, has completed the only two requirements to obtain the passport: Stayed here more than five years, passed the Finnish exam.

And that is what is deemed important for the title.

Does to say more?

Smelly Media: Where are your quotas now, you quotabirds?

Storm warnings in northern Gulf of Bothnia

We get nothing like the hurricanes in the US or the tsunamis in Asia, but hey, gotta love a good storm.

And this is one of the news item where the newspaper overlooked the possibility of injecting some ideology. Got to give credit where it is due, though due to the context, I think they had no other choice, in order to keep their credibility with the normal sheeple.

Officials have raised the state of readiness of emergency services in north-western coastal areas. For the first time, the Finnish Meteorological Institute has issued a wave height warning for the Quark and northern areas of the Gulf of Bothnia. The sea level is forecast to rise by 100-130 cm over night and through Friday morning.

So, it is bad. If it is the first time for a country that does not close its airports even in the harshest conditions, the storm must be bad.

Central Ostrobothnia and Pietarsaari Rescue Service personnel spent much of Thursday going through command and control arrangements. This meant, among other things, making sure that enough fresh men will be available if stormy weather continues.

What?

Read that again:

making sure that enough fresh men will be available if stormy weather continues.

You missed it?

Here, with emphasis:

making sure that enough fresh men will be available if stormy weather continues.

Allright.

Men to the rescue... Risking their lives for the people...

Where are the quotabirds now eh?

Where the f¤¤k are the cries for this being discrimination and that there should be a mandatory 40% quota for women for this job?

Where?

Do you hear them?

Demanding their womanly right to be entitled to the job?

Do you?

'cause this is what I hear: