Saturday, December 03, 2005

Impossible memory problems...

The girl walks in with a foreign young man holding her hand... This boy, though he is Muslim, knowing the market, carries a huge cross on his neck… She is a nineteen year old blondie.


This girl walks up to the dancefloor, and her boyfriend of the night goes to greet his own buddies. She notices the guy standing beside her. She notices him, but is too shy to say “hello”. She keeps on looking. The guy notices this and starts looking at her when she is not watching him. He looks confused. His eyes roll to the left to the right, trying to find in his memory a vision of her.

He can’t.

She gives up, and goes to her boyfriend for the night.

He turns back to look at his buddies.

The two buddies by the bar are watching him, both are looking like these freaky pumpkins from Halloween…

He goes to them, and says..

“Have you seen the gorgeous blonde beside me? I know that I know her but I cannot remember…”

The two pumpkins, at the same time,

“Dude, you fucked her”

And this guy just recently had his first two digited sexual partner.

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