Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The lion king, eats live game

Am out with friends, I am not drinking but they are on the way of total wasteland.

When I am sober in a bar, I tend to observe and tend to see too much, one of my good friends knows this, so he comes to me, all pumped up,

"Man, you are a lion, you are a male lion, go an get something! Be the lion that you are"

Sadly, he realized he is dealing with a difficult case when the lion answered,

"Dude, a lion does not feed on rotten carcass"

1 comment:

  1. The lion eats first and get's the choicest meat. Let the others have the offal.