Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The lion king, eats live game



Am out with friends, I am not drinking but they are on the way of total wasteland.


When I am sober in a bar, I tend to observe and tend to see too much, one of my good friends knows this, so he comes to me, all pumped up,


"Man, you are a lion, you are a male lion, go an get something! Be the lion that you are"


Sadly, he realized he is dealing with a difficult case when the lion answered,


"Dude, a lion does not feed on rotten carcass"



1 comment:

  1. The lion eats first and get's the choicest meat. Let the others have the offal.

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