Am out with friends, I am not drinking but they are on the way of total wasteland.
When I am sober in a bar, I tend to observe and tend to see too much, one of my good friends knows this, so he comes to me, all pumped up,
"Man, you are a lion, you are a male lion, go an get something! Be the lion that you are"
Sadly, he realized he is dealing with a difficult case when the lion answered,
"Dude, a lion does not feed on rotten carcass"
The lion eats first and get's the choicest meat. Let the others have the offal.
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