Keeping it short 4 – If not you...

Young man,

You are seeing a girl.

She wants to go slow. 

If she is not f#¤king you, she's f#¤king someone else.

Because you are special.

Special. Sucker. The special sucker.

Wake up.

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Unless she is a virgin,

9 out of 10, if not 9.9 out of 10, this is the case.