Friday, June 28, 2013

Sucker, I was... The fucking sucker

Outcast Superstar wrote one of the posts that would be a chapter in the modern man's bible.
Fuckers and Suckers

A perfect explanation of the day.

Met this girl few months ago with her introducing herself as
"Hey, you are FastestBunny's friend. We used to hang out with him for few months, few years back."

Great. Now I know you are a fast pussy, as this guy would not hang out with anyone who would not shag on the first night. The guy left a trail of dripping cum in his one year stint in town.

No..., no..., am not judging, of course not, just observing, and putting two and two together.

Sometime later I  got her number, as she would be a good candidate for a speedy ball reliever when the need arises.

But to my mistake, I send her the nice kind of messages,
"How's the hangover"
"Blablabla"
"Blablabla"
"Blablabla"
"Cool. Perfect day for couch and movie"

...no reply...

Am not gonna be seen with this girl outside, but she has got a fine body and face, worth exploring.
Yet, I still felt I was investing too much with this message.

Since I did not invite her to a date in town, and did keep it low investment, I felt good, 
Getting rejected for a message that pretty much says, come over and fuck, is no biggie.

Until...,

The next day.  I met a friend of mine, also a fast rabbit who knew her and the FastestBunny.

He told me he saw the girl in the queue to the bar, and this happened:

"Hey girl, why don't you join our table upstairs?" (no vip, just a commoners' table)
"Sorry I cannot sleep with you. You slept with my friend" she answers.

A day later the guy was still in awe.

I knew the girl was fast. But the girl was faster than light. Sit to table = Fuck?

She was not only faster than light, she was faster than time.

Realizing I invited her to a movie, albeit in my love cave, I realized the sucker I was.

My dignity was fucked.

My dignity took a hit from being not a full on ass to this one village cycle. Interesting how the village cycle still walks around thinking she is an exquisite brand new rare golden bicycle with a diamond love receptacle?

 My dignity was fucked.

I still have not told him about the messages. My shame closed my mouth.

Nevertheless, could have been worse.

Could be the guy who commits...


4 comments:

  1. Honey, you're missing one thing: sometimes a girl is fast for ONE guy, or a type of guy, but won't give the time of day to another. It's not about her, it's about her in relation to you. A girl makes up her mind in about you in about 3 seconds. You're either in or you're out. The rest is just pretence.

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  2. I agree, that is why the additions to

    "I don't usually do this.." ... "... with you"
    "I don't have sex on the first date..." "... with you"

    Etc.

    But this was not about her rejection, it was about me feeling that my dignity was trampled when I realized I sent a message that can be contrued as gentle to a super fast tramp.

    The three seconds is also true. I that case what a man needs is just not to fuck up. Most of the time.

    Still, my stomach moves when I think about that one day a man will put a ring even on that finger, when I know good men who cannot find a finger to put a ring on.

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  3. Don't worry about other men, some don't get phased by numbers. If someone like me can be loyal to one man without any trouble at all, clearly it is not about being fast or a slut but a question of whether or not the two fit together. Not that I'm a good example given I decided against monogamy, but if it's cheating you worry about: never!

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  4. Statistics belie what you wrote. the more partners, the higher the risk.

    Anyway, screw statistics, it is simple, a woman who equates sitting on the table with having had sex, does not good woman make.

    No matter what he thinks, how accepting he is, the man who will commit to her with this knowledge, she will see as a sucker. It is a lose lose scenario.

    Nature.

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