I had just lost a beer on a cute card trick, and I am in the process of getting up to go to the bar.
On my way up, I turn to the ladies sitting beside me, and:
“Hey ladies, I just lost a beer to this guy here because of a card trick. Why don’t you take my revenge and beat him on that trick?”
“Nääää”
“Well, your choice…”
“Where are you from?”
“He’s half Canadian, half Turkish, I am half German half Turkish”
“Oh”
“Sprichst du Deutsch?”
“What?”
“Do you speak German?”
“No…”
“So, do you speak Canadian then?”
“No.”
“No?”
“No..”
“You must know they speak English”
And there was a face….
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