Sunday, August 22, 2010

The Love Boat of the Baltic - Lost In Translation

The same drunken night.

Am having good time with a girl, and her brother's girlfriend is with us.

My good friend comes to the table, introduces himself. I know the night is short, and I know she is not available for what he wants, so what do I tell him?

"Bro, she aint no good"

"Bro, you got better options"

"Bro, she's taken" (though it may be possible that taken girls are indeed easier)

"Bro, dont waste your time"



I, in my drunken stuper, translate from my mother tongue into english, and go:

"Dude, take a walk"

It was too late, once the words were out of my mouth..

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