Can someone please explain me why the American flag was flying on the seven screens of a popular Finnish nightclub, when half the world is debating on the actions taken by this country. Not even mentioning the criticisms made especially in Europe on the way US lifestyle is being imposed on the rest of the world????

He doesn’t want it, so???

She goes to every guy present in the place:
“I know you want my pussy.”

None of the guys gives a good answer, until,
“No. And even if I would be more drunk than I am, I would not want your pussy.”

She just slaps him in the eye with the back of her hand….

…

(And gets slapped back. Five fingers on her face, and kicked out of the room.)
(Mentor in action)

Finnish creativity greeting travellers leaving the train after a two hour ride...

Difficult girls - By a friend

He sent this to me for Finndistan:

"DIFFICULT GIRLS - PART I
I am leaving old bricks inn, going upstairs to the exit door and suddenly a lady stops me and asks:
- hey are you french?
- yes (not really :) )
lady's face changes and with a smile:
- well it is obvious anyway from your looks (there are many adjectives now to be called for her huh?..)
I say:
- i gotta go, my friends are waiting me outside, but how about you give me a kiss before I leave.
- sure I will kiss you, from the cheek though..
- C'mon you found a French man, you should give a french kiss
- OK
Voila!!!
All conversation took around 20 seconds and I was french kissing with her.

DIFFICULT GIRLS- PART II
Me and two other Turkish are having Pizza after a long night, around 4 am. Talking in Turkish, usual guy stuff. Then a lady comes and says:
- Are you talking in French?
my friend answers (with a French accent)
- Yeees...
Fifteen minutes later, they were taking a cab to his place.

DIFFICULT GIRLS - PART III
Again, me and two other Turkish had Pizza after a long night, around 4 am. We left the Pizza place and started walking home. A lady was walking to opposite direction, when my friend said "Hi". Ten minutes later they were walking home together .. (whether they found home is another story)"

Wappu 2005.

Desperate move, or protective instincts?

When a man talks to a girl, and another man sees it, sometimes we have this incident that the watcher, upon having the opportunity, goes up to the girl and says stuff like:

“That guy you are talking to is a player..”

“Do you know he is dating more than one girl?”

“He is like this… like that… bla bla bla”

The list can be made infinite.

The funny thing is, if the girl has even a little self esteem, this talk she had with the second man will turn out to be after-sex talk with the man he was accusing, the player, the bastard, the whatever, even if it may have been true..

Reason I am writing this is that I do not want my fellow men to fall into this trap; it makes them comics characters for the morning to come…

Not that it bothers me to have something to laugh about…

Happened to me a few times, and has happened to friends a few times… Almost all the time, the second guy ended up as the jackass on the next day’s beer table…

And if the guy succeeded in his sabotage, congratulations, you made some enemies….

So please, either flirt with the girl, or shut up,

If you don’t want to end up like:

“Haha.. You know what that guy told me about you?”

Time is not as we see it

Sunday nite, picked her up from the airport, she came back from London, drove her home, after a night with a person I missed like hell in four days, the dreaded morning comes. Adding to this that the weekend had been heavy, I am devastated.

“What is the time”, I say, upon waking up…

“Nine”, she says.

“Good. Still not too late.. “

As I get up, I have a look at the clock…

11.14….

And the reality drowns on me… Though she was the one coming back from London, I was the one in the wrong timezone, together with her phone…