Saturday, October 16, 2004

VIP, a misfuck

This country is cold...
This countries main single attraction is bars...
Bars have entrance fees and queues…
The booze is expensive…

If you observe in a bar, you will see many girls flirting with the bouncers – seen all over the world – but many just stay as a flirt, many don’t…
Especially bouncers, not bartenders…
Bouncers control the door, the entrance, the queue and the fee…

In many bars, you will find underage girls, flirting with the bouncers…
Apart from the bouncer being a manly figure, smelling of danger and excitement, more important is that he controls the door..
Free entrance, fast entrance…

In a country where taxi drivers get laid by women who have emptied their pockets for booze… A fuck which is worth around fifteen euros… what do you expect… three free entrances have a higher value…

And you fuck one bouncer, his friend grant you entrance too… One bouncer many bars..
Good deal…
And here is a conversation in a column of the City Magazine of Helsinki:

Girl: Hello Max, I have a question.
Max: Go on, and ask it..
Girl: I want a VIP card to Helsinki Club.
Max: And?
Girl: And I fucked the bouncer to get one of those.
Max: Helsinki Club has no VIP card, by the way.

: )


Update: The Bar mentioned here is wrong. Memory problems...

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