After talking to this 19 year old 1.90 Russian lady dating that 1.60 older guy, I decided, I will sit on that chair and enjoy the music..
The bar is empty anyway…
So I sit on the chair, my back to the wall..
Suddenly there is a tap on my shoulder.. And I know there are no girls sitting behind me..
A guy.. with a red nose
“You are alone?”
“Yeah”, and turn around..
A tap
“You are married?”
“No”, turn around
“You are not married..”
“No”
“You have many girlfriends”
“No”
“You lie”
“Whatever” turn around
A tap
“Why you sit here alone?”
“Because I want to”
“So how many girls you have?”
“None…”
“You lie”
“Whatever”, turn around
A tap..
“So why you sit alone”
“Because I want sit alone, fine?? I hope you got that”
“Hey, I have been in Paris, for two years.. I am not like usual Finnish guys”
“OK, Fine.. Have fun”
With the look on my face, I got no more taps…
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