You Turkish??

As usual, sitting in Europa..

Topo, me, A.S., maybe Ö.G.…

Usual subject: Women.. Usual language: Turkish Usual way: non formal. Usual level: loud

But this time there are two unknown women sitting on the same table…

Whatever…

In comes our Arab friend, a guy who is strictly homophobic, etc…, and speaks Turkish..

He stops by to say Hello,

So we start to tease:

“Let’s get two girls and have a 4 on 2”

(He sa’s something like piss off, just like he does after every sentence here…)

“We’ll see eachother’s butts..”

“C’moon, nothing happens if my hand touches your back”

“Ok, 4 girls??”

“1?”

“Well, we can close the lights..”

Somewhere in the conversation, I rub my faust’s together and say:

“Could be fun to rub our balls together??”

…………………………………..

After some time he leaves, and we have turned back to our relatively decent conversation,
When the girl on our table goes:

“Are you Turkish???”