Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Crazy. Stupid. Stupid. 3. Your thick phonebook does not make you precious

I knew she was immensely interested in me.

It was clear from the shrieking.

So she felt she had to up my interest.

"Yea, I put my phone on silent, can't sleep because of guys calling me every fifteen minutes"

It is time that we teach women that a village cycle does not become a BMW because the cycle said so.

Ok, ok... It is a donkey, not a cycle. Forgive me donkey.


I am undecided if I will call this girl soon for a "strike while the iron is hot"; wait for some time, see if she calls, and if not pull the "Hey am flying away for christmas, see you before I go"; or just be the guy who never called.

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