Besides having seen girlfriends of my friends hugging other men in parties because b%tches cannot stop tagging themselves and their friends canot stop commenting on how cute they are, and other various fun things, this one girl stands out as the epitome of the idiocy of the facebook.
The dates I made up, why I tell later.
May 2009
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
July 2009
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
Next time is sooner than one thinks...
May 2009
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
July 2009
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
September 2009
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
November 2010
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
January 2010
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
March 2010
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
May 2010
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
July 2010
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
November 2010
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
February 2011
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
(If I remember right, this happened just before Valentine's day... heheh.. some clever boy out there)
April 2011
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
I do not know the last situation.
For the sakes of getting the dates correct, I tried to go back in her status pages.
After four pages, I had made it to the 2nd of November. I gave up.
Wtf? 4 pages of status updates in less than a week?
There is a word for it and it is not status monkey...
But serial monkey she definitely is.
One cannot help but wonder about the men that did not make it to the "is in a relationship" posts. Who were they? How bad did they suck as not to make it to such an extensive list? Is there a club somewhere, "Too bad even for Angelica's List"...?
I say one thing to this independent girl:
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees... you go GRRRRRLLLL"
To the man.... I would give a bicycle horn as a wedding gift.
The dates I made up, why I tell later.
May 2009
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
July 2009
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
Next time is sooner than one thinks...
May 2009
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
July 2009
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
September 2009
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
November 2010
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
January 2010
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
March 2010
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
May 2010
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
July 2010
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
November 2010
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
February 2011
Angelica is single
"Oh.. We are so sorry... Next time..."
(If I remember right, this happened just before Valentine's day... heheh.. some clever boy out there)
April 2011
Angelica is in a relationship
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees"
I do not know the last situation.
For the sakes of getting the dates correct, I tried to go back in her status pages.
After four pages, I had made it to the 2nd of November. I gave up.
Wtf? 4 pages of status updates in less than a week?
There is a word for it and it is not status monkey...
But serial monkey she definitely is.
One cannot help but wonder about the men that did not make it to the "is in a relationship" posts. Who were they? How bad did they suck as not to make it to such an extensive list? Is there a club somewhere, "Too bad even for Angelica's List"...?
I say one thing to this independent girl:
"Whooo.. gooood luuuccckkkk.... loveee... kisseees... you go GRRRRRLLLL"
To the man.... I would give a bicycle horn as a wedding gift.
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